Tight Pussy

I can barely fit one finger in my pussy, do I have a tight pussy?

 

i guess it depends on how big your finger is.

 

a little smaller in circumference than i tide to go stick

 

what the fuck is "i tide to go stick"?

 

my finger is 2 and a half inches in circumference

 

That sounds like a nice tight pussy. But I've found a tight pussy will stretch to fit a nice sized dick. There are some amazing lubes, that make things slide in and out very easy.

 

That does indeed sound like a lovely tight pussy.

Mmmm....

 

I'd be glad to help you with that tight pussy. I'm gentle and I proceed slowly.

 

i'd be glad to help you with that tight asshole. i'm creepy and say weird things to strangers online.

 

stop stealing my pick up lines!

 

One size fits all. Just like a Hawaiian Mu-mu.

 

hawaiian mu-mu.....

made me laugh that phrase.....

 

Thanks moonglow---I've never seen one so tight that I couldn't get my massive-----ah--startin' a lie right there!

 

well, at least with tight, you know not a million others have been there before you.

 

Omgz tyte puzzy thaz sew hawwwt

 

Oh yes baby, I like it nice and tight. I can do it very gentle.

 

Oh, you have a tight asshole? Can I try it, ROUGH is what you like?

 

lol