What Is The Shittiest Thing You Have Ever Done?

OK, But A Parody Of WHAT.... :unsure:



Cheers Glen.

 

I called my mom a "fucking ****" to her face when I was 14 or so......she probably should have smacked me across the head for that. Not my most proud moment.

 

http://www.hipforums.com/forum/topic/189975-what-is-the-sluttiest-thing-you-have-ever-done/

 

WOW....806.959 Views, They Say Nothing Sells Better Than Sex......



Cheers Glen.

 

Once at Glastonbury festival where the toilets are disgusting beyond belief, I said to my friend - you could just zip yourself into one of these empty tents with your tissues and have a crap in relative comfort, leaving the mess for the unfortunate owner of the tent to clear up. Be nice after the sun had been on the tent all day, especially if they returned in the dark, drunk or even tripped out.

Of course neither I nor my pal did it. It was only a joke. But if I thought of it, it seems not unlikely that at least one of the other 100 thousand plus people at the event must have had the same idea, and maybe if they were unscrupulous even done it.

 

Kid built a nice boat in wood shop--high school. I drilled holes in the bottom of it. Least I didn't crap in it.

 

^ i would have drilled a hole in the bottom of you if i were that kid.

 

You know in that thread, all the 'girls' are guys

 

i was coked out when i was 19, and stole my mom's car radio b/c i believed she was stealing from my bank account.
one felony, 3 months in jail, and 5 months after, i finally confronted her about it. she showed me the wage garnishment letter.

we've since bonded, forgave, and have a better relationship nowadays.


cut my visit short with granny to go shoot dope. last time i seen her, she died three weeks later

 

We found a person in my friend's tent one time at Sziget when we returned to camp in the morning hours. My friend didn't found out until he crawled in his tent Quite a suprise. Glad it wasn't poo. She was dirty enough. Quite confused too as she thought it was her tent.

 

I had some of those impulsive actions too when I was in high school

 

sorry to dissapoint 'the dark side', but i could never see the point of 'doing shitty things'.

 

Me either.

I'll probably never try another parody thread again.

 

Kid built a nice.wood --- high school, so I drilled holes in his bottom

Disclaimer: I was a kid as well at the time, so its ok

But seriuosly, did do a guy in my woodshop class in highschool, after PE though, not woodshop

 

to seek purpose, is to seek light in a situation. And thus not dark

I'm afraid you'll never understand the ways of the sith when you're blinded by the light

 

speaking of tent/festival misdemeanors, i was sharing my tent with a friend who'd met this girl over the the three day weekend. He wanted to have some alone time with her on the last night, so I offered to share with my other mate for that night.

got drunk, got high, forgot i wasn't supposed to return to my tent that night, crawled in, passed out on top of them both. They hadn't got up to anything yet, but i somewhat spoiled the mood for them.

 

Well, I don't associate my doings with shittiness for what I've done is all karma. I'm all about karma.

 

Long ago, I was a bit unethical in a relationship. I participated in causing someone else pain and didn't care.

Karma caught me and spanked my ass.

I'm an ethical person now.

 

I could not think of anything before, but now I know what the shittiest thing I ever did was...I said FU to a few people.....I am today reminded of that.....by reading elsewhere....

WOW...I am such a horrible human being and should be shot or beat to death.....or flushed down the toilet as the shit I am......

all joking aside now...I was never proud of myself for saying it afterwards....
I am intelligent and can think of better ways to deal with anger.