Masturbation wish list

Mine is quite simple.

I would be naked, on all fours with my wife rimming me as she slowly wanks my shaft, pretty much like milking a cow, until she makes me cum into a glass tumbler. She would be wearing nothing other than her black hold up stockings and she would be talking dirty to me, if she can stop rimming me for a few seconds here and there. It would all be on camera so that we could watch it back afterwards.

I'm hoping that this will happen exactly a I've suggested some day soon!

 

I want to masturbate with a woman. Sitting across from each other and watching each other masturbate. Nice and close, legs wide spread, when I almost ready I get on my knees so when I cum it would shoot into her pubic hair, for her to play with.

Or stand in front of a hot young girl masturbating. Have her undo her pants and pull the front of her panties out so I can cum in the crotch for her to take home.

 

hmmm, here's what I'm thinking today....my wife begs me to masturbate so she can watch, she is masturbating too..she begins tonguing my ass and thrusting her tongue in me as she has done before, then she backs off and demands to watch me push my cock in my ass, thrusting in and out, she starts licking my cock as it throbs in and out of my tight anus...then she produces a tool to penetrate me with...as I grind on this, my prostate lights up and she screams for me to edge into my hand without climax...a mouthfull of semen is produced into my hand, she demands I put all of it in my mouth which I do, she then kisses me, sharing the warm, smooth semen..she backs away again and a man I have never met whom she works with appears in the room, he is handsome and black with a very think penis, he begins deep throating my wife while I'm mastrubating wildly... edging again, with the prostate tool deep in me. The strange man then violently spins her around and buries all of his manhood deep into her backside ...my wife moans out loud in deluded pleasure..moaning "yes, FUCK my ass"!!.drunk on the dopamines of taboo and sexual desire as she explodes in orgasm...now her imagination begins to race and she pushes the man behind me and demands that he bury his cock in my ass as she masturbates in a frenzy. The stranger is fucking me hard, her mouth now on my penis, then I'm on all fours and she rubs her ass and vagina up and down my face... she is building to another orgasm and moans yet another demand, that I again perform auto anal..so I turn onto my back at the same time her tongue is instantly thrusted into the strangers ass and she is stroking his huge member with her hands while she eyes me fucking myself...right before she climaxes again, she motions to the stranger to violate my ass again only this time, with my cock in there as well, I hesitate.. but before I know it, his huge cock buries deep in me alongside my own cock, my ass is stretched to a dimension that blinds me with pleasure and at the same time his massive head is hitting my prostate...with my cock, anus and prostate all being blasted simultaneously by this thick invasive penis I explode in a mind bending orgasm...when my vision returns I find my wife has inserted a huge didlo into the strangers ass and has backed up to it with her own..

yeah...I guess that'll do

 

A regular meetup for group masturbation:
- 5 to 20 members of both sexes, with balanced ratio.
- Everyday or at least 3 times a week.
- Locations may vary, but I'm thinking of something unique like forest, mud pool, airplane boneyard or your teacher's house.
- Members are allowed to bring their family.
- Keep it natural: no toys or BDSM stuff, but...
- Ambiance enhancers like oil, aromatherapy and music are allowed.
- Mutual masturbation is very encouraged, although solo touch is OK.
- Dirty words are allowed, but casual talks are encouraged.
- Oral sex is encouraged.
- Guys must cum on others, so does any of the women who can squirt.
- If it happens to be a member's birthday, he/she must be drenched with others' cum.
- Once awhile a couple among members may have sex and others masturbating at them.

Getting hard from reading this!

 

good question

 

Having a male simulate sleeping and then expose his cock and balls and slowly wank him off.

 

Having my gf's mom watch me masturbate, and maybe lend me a hand, literally.
And then having my cum drip all over her feet.

 

I've always fantasied about walking into a lecture situation where my audience is entirely of women. Women of all age, prime and proper. Keep in mind that I have come prepared by not having on any underwear briefs, loose fitting shirt cuffs, easy slip off, slip on loafers, no tie, no wrist watch. Standing in front of a lecture podium I start my lecture but moments into it I step out in front. With one pull of my belt release my trousers drop to the floor as I kick off my loafers and pull my shirt over my head and stand completely naked. Not looking at all at my audience I concentrate my gaze on my fat ugly curved cock. I plant my feet apart, bend my knees slightly and with this I trust out and up my pubic mound causing my cock to slap hard against my belly as it falls back to rest bobbing as it does. In my exaggerated standing position, with my pubic mound trust up and out, my cock is now pointing toward the ceiling. Anybody in front can now see the entire under side of my cock and down between my crotch to see some of the crack of my ass as my buttocks are pressed tightly together. With my right hand on the podium for support and my left hand pressed hard against my left buttock I begin to do pelvic trusting. As my cloths came off, the entire room falls into a loud hush. I hear some women gasp. I look up now just before I start my pelvic trusting and see some women with mouths covered in disbelief, others are looking cross with arms crossed, and others get up to leave in a huff, others set with mouths open and flush faced. I begin pelvic trusting as this is the way I am going to jerk off, harder and harder I strain to keep in time my trusting, "Oh NO, Oh NO, Oh My COCK, Oh My COCK", I lose control and begin to herky jerk, trying hard to keep in time, my face fully flushed and sweating, I feel the salty sting of sweat seeping into my eyes. "Oh My COCK” and I stop fucking the air as my cock jerks a rope of cock cream, my cock jerks and another rope of cream, rope after rope of cock cream spurting from my cock's pee hole. I look up, moaning still in the throngs of my cock’s orgasm. Seeing now the shock on the remaining women, what I’ve just done starts to seep into my mind, doing only what I do in private, doing only what I do at home alone with faced covered to hide my face for the camcorder so that I can upload for others to see. Almost as one they get up to hurriedly leave. I dress quickly, I feel the heat of my embarrassment on my face and try to leave via another exit but find none. I am forced to leave out through the front. There in the foyer are most of the women muttering to themselves, I have no choose but to walk past them. I hear snickering, I look sideways to find a quick exit and see most of my former audience looking with disgust and some grinning behind their hands. I feel so vulnerable and guilty.

 

I sit there watching my friend's mom wrestle another woman. The other woman totally dominates her. When the other woman is done my friend's mom is lying naked on the rug exhausted from the match. I get on top of her and jerk until I squirt all over her 40 Inc boobd

 

Ive tried to make a list, but i always blow before i finish the list, then lose interest

 

And a good time was had by all!

 

I'd love to jerk off with a woman at erection level with her mouth open waiting to consume and swallow all.
I'd love to ejaculate into a woman's long silky hair.
I'd love to cum in a woman's shoes and watch her slide them on her bare soles and listen to the semen squish around her soles.
I'm masturbating now. See ya!

 

You watch way-way-way too much porn.
Seriously. My guess you are maybe 15 or so...and are a virgin.
If there is anything you listen to today - make this it - most woman are not nearly so fascinated by sperm as porn shows them to be.
Women are not put on this planet to amuse you kid. Everything is mutual, in other words pleasure goes both ways. And rubbing your cum into a womens hair is a surefire way of gaurenteeing you will never see them again.

 

Jizz into a rain cloud and cum on every one below..

 

I think the biggest item on my wish list would be to be watched and to watch....for example, I would love to watch a lesbian couple having sex and mutually masturbating (while I stroked off of course), and I would also like to be watched while masturbating by one or more people. I think it would be hot to fuck a fleshlight for someone and pull out when I was cumming to shoot my load in full view.

 

Trying to get caught by a hotel maid and actually getting caught. Fantasy goes that she knocks as some just do it once and barge right in ... she is coming to bring towels and on her way out she sees the reflection off the full length mirror by the coat rake. She sees some of me as I am laying naked with a hard-on and she first pauses then goes, then pauses, and knowing I'm not retreating she looks around the corner. Without trying to look directly at her I spread wide my legs, letting her know I am offering her a fully exposed view of my genitalia in a full state of sexual arousal. I want her to know what I do when I'm alone, I want her to look knowingly at me in the lobby or on my way back to my room. I want her to see exactly how I jerk myself off, I want her to how I sound as I moan and the grunt I make as my cock spurts it's cream. I want her to point me out to another maid when she spots me in the lobby, I want to see them giggling and I want them to see turn beet red as I try to ignore their knowing stares ... her friend may seen slip a note under my hotel room door telling me what her friend told her and now she knows the perverted things I do and thinks I'm so disgusting and dirty

 

I wish I was having sex instead of just masturbating.

 

Have a farmer's daughter take me to a barn, and have her milk a cows teat with one hand while she strokes my cock with the other one and just when I'm about to cum, she presents her sweaty face for a facial. The cow moos while I spurt cum on the girl's face.

 

Have a woman sit next to me on the couch while we watch a documentary on the TV about breastfeeding. The woman feeds me popcorn and cookies with one hand while she strokes my cock slowly with the other, right when I'm about to cum, there's a shot of an old woman with saggy tits on the television. Then the woman next to me jacks me off till I spurt half of my cum into her cookie jar and half of it into the popcorn bag. Then we kiss passionately for an hour as we watch breastfeeding tutorials on the TV.

 

I'd love to have a mutual masturbation session with my girlfriend's sister. Just getting to see her naked would drive me over the edge but to see her playing with her pussy would be outa this world