Who the hell eats bread when he drinks beer? To be drunk, All I need is more alcohol, not bread. 7 strong beers would be like 2250 k.cal.
Like short girls wanna date tall men, what you call a medium fat curvy girl would probably want a guy who is fit, what do you say? Girls don't look at themselves in the mirror. They all want a perfect sexy man. This is what makes me angry. It is as if short girls don't like short guys. Short girls want men who are above average height. I don't understand that. It seems like it is very difficult for a girl to like a man. You have to be tall, handsome and have fit muscular body. I was sitting at university's canteen with 2 girls from the class. They were talking about how sexy tall, muscular men who have 6 pack. They are short as hell but they want men who are tall and muscular that have 6 pack. You are short, why do you wanna date guys who are above average height? What is the logic in that? Their ass are big because they have a lot of body fat. But you know they want sexy fit men who are also TALL. Having six pack also seems like it won't be enough for them if you are not above average height, even if those girls are short. What the hell! They want too many things. They don't look at themselves in the mirror.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?! Who's the slimy little Communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?! Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. [grabs Cowboy by the scruff of his neck] Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!
I'm going to blame fried chicken. That's all I see atm in America. Fried chicken fried chicken and more fried chicken. It's good though. I had fried chicken Caesar salad last night. My miss had grilled chicken and that was so much nicer and moist. Mmmm.