Random Facts About You #56

lol.... i sense that at times.....

 

that neighbor was a complete asshole

he used to rake up his yard and then dump his leaves over the fence because "most of the tree was on my side"...he never really explained why he'd dump the snow here too but the fence sure made it harder for him to that

they moved away but still own the place (doofus was at least bright enough to marry a girl with a great paying job)...the tenants are great

 

I have another party that I'm not too jazzed about tonight. I usually have fun but I never look forward to going and would normally rather just stay home. This is a Halloween thing so I'm going as Jesus. At least I can be amused at the potential shock value of saying that I'm not going as Jesus Christ. I'm Jesus Fucking Christ.....little known cousin of Jesus.

In other news....been busy lately. Working in my wood shop on my current project. It's coming along nicely.

 

Hahahaha! If this is the stoner's lounge I've stumbled into the wrong place I've never done drugs in my life, not a single time. I hope you won't hold that against me, I fully intend to smoke a doobie on my deathbed if I get the chance.

As for who I am, just a farm chick from the US. This is a very very rural boring place. It's good meeting people online and finding out what it's like in other places. Basically that's why I'm here. Plus I wanted to be on a forum where I don't have to watch every word I say for fear of getting reprimanded by the powers that be. I'm not always the most PC person on the planet and I have no filter-I blurt out the first thing that comes to mind without thinking it through. My apologies in advance for whatever stupid thing I say. Needless to say I use the edit button a lot. After I say something I'm usually like "Oh geez, why did I say that?" EDIT.....

 

Sorry, Ori. I know they've all given you fits for a long time.

 

oh yeah after I moved all that shit into boxes and dropped it off, shes taking it seriously hard . and it is serious. I like to drink too, not at 9am in the morning,, earliest for me to drink would be 1pm. not fucking blowing off the whole day.. shes been playing this dysfunctional drinking game for months and Im tired of it now. now she knows Im not playing around.. maybe she will get her shit together..

 

All day at the ballpark is so much for me to handle. We picked the granddaughter up at 7:00 a.m. and dropped her off at home at 11:00 p.m.

I'm so tired.

Bed soon.

 

thats much for a little one.

 

i had taken a couple deers 2 in one day.. stupid deers just stand there, I took the one top shoulder shot and the 2n deer it just stood there, i notched up another arrow, 145 grain deep six carbons boadhead points.. both run off about 20yrs and die. I go hunting today very local, 4-6-8 points been rooming around so Im told.. I see what looks like the top of a car passing on the road. it was the back of a deer 4 point , so I flank it, it will walk to me where I hit it with an arrow dead chest i think,.. the arrow pens upper left lung and its blowing out white foam and blood out the nose.. good kill otherwise. now my freezer will be full..

 

single mom farm chick.....welcome to the games forum chat thread.....my filter is leaky also.......sometimes I edit a post over and over to get it right...

what kind of farm?.....

I went out and picked some corn from the field across from my house.....I was shoked at how bad it looks.....

 

Maybe cow corn, not the greatest for eating, unless you are a cow.

That stuff is not pleasant to have to go through.

 

The oldest granddaughter was playing this one. She's 13 years old.

The triplets are almost 9 years old. Their tournament was split into two days.

 

2 firsts last night for moi.....first I made puff pastries....mini éclair shells.....surprisingly easy....then I alsomade custard to fill them.....never made custard before....also surprisingly easy

 

This fireplace would keep you warm.

 

Next time I complain about having to go to social functions....someone please remind me how much I love drunk, hot women flirting with me.

That place ran out of IPAs fast. I had one and when I ordered another one they were all gone so....

Me: Summer Shandy's
Drunk Women: Rum and Cokes

Child's play.

 

summer shandy is pretty good, low apv so the pleasure of drinking and cutting the grass go well together..

 

amazing difference when you shop around

2 places wanted $240 for a wheel bearing...3 year warranty

ordered it somewhere else for $64 with lifetime warranty

 

spiff....my truck has a rubber mat type liner on the floor.....maybe what is usually under a carpet ?....I was looking at the inserts they sell online.....arounda hundred and fifty for the cutout carpet .....I was thinking of going to buy some indoor outdoor carpet and do it myself?

what do you do?

 

I don't go to the socials here on the island on account of the flirty drunk wives.....I don't have good brakes when it comes to some married drunken Sheila wanting an orgasm in the parking lot after the doobie

 

Shag carpet...