No Sex For 10 Years

Don't forget "Fucked Silly"!

 

No, but it's still fun trying

 

What Is This "Sex" You Speak Of......????..



Cheers Glen.

 

Well, if you want to compare your sex life to that of others, then I can see why others get laid a lot more often than you. You go after the slutty housemate. Arnold Swartzenegger has a terrible sex life, too. He passed up his hottie wife for some totally fugly migrant housemaid that's old enough to be his gramma. AAnd...screwed up sex life.
And for you it's only ten years. Involuntary, I presume?

I ain't had no pussy since Jan. 2000. And it's all voluntary. You know why?
Go get a woman down, and look up her snatch. Look deep into her, and I mean dude get a flash light. You just might be looking places where no man has been before. But you will soon see what I am I talking about.

You know what that is? Well, the only way to tell you is by comparison -- Sarlacc Pit.
I'm not kidding buddy.

If you don't believe me, go look for yourself. It's scary. And my little buddy ain't about to go anywhere I won't put my trusty maglite, either....

 

Your "little buddy" doesn't have eyes. And I'll bet he's pissed with you.

 

Vaginas have teeth. Stay away from them! They'll bite you!

 

No, not in the eastern traditions. Celibacy there is about conserving sexual energy and transforming it through meditation to enhance spiritual progress.

 

That sums it up for me being married....Dang want it but the other half is sexually dead..sooooo....need to find someone here in Silicon Valley who is interested in a 60 year old man.....just saying