I have a suction dildo. I stick it on the wall at the top of my bed. I forgot to remove it the other day and the window cleaner was there on the afternoon. Now I know why he was smiling when I paid him.
REALLY!?!?!? Wow. Was the shit still on it from where you'd had it stuck up your ass? And did you leave the peter tracks blown across the comforter for him to see as well?
No suction, and it's not nesrly as good as the real living, breathing, probing, plundering, dee/reaching, ass-splitting, cum-spewing thimg, but I've had some breath-taking, teeth-clenching, wailing, weeping orgasm/ejaculations with mine ..
