Make An Absurd Description Of The Last Object Posted

godzilla forgot where he left his comb

lag bolt

 

A bolt that still uses dial-up internet.

Gyros

 

those things that weigh a ton and when they land on you you can't breathe

caterpillar

 

a fuzzy walking accordion


wind chime

 

a gentle soul that is in tune with the wind and makes beautiful music

a tree

 

planet hair



cell phone

 

Cancer boxes that you put near your face.

Laser pointer

 

pet torture devices





padlock

 

security devices as deterrents only.

trivial pursuit

 

Absurd questions, your hardly ever going to know!


Connect 4

 

what happens when someone tries to make a board game out of tic tac toe then they find out the game would be a tie almost every time.

pasty skin

 

Eats so much fish, so he constantly smells fishy! Rubs salt into his skin, all in the vain aid to become the best penguin in the world!

Last I heard, was having problems peeing tad poles!

 

That is already absurd. So I will make it the opposite.
Is shooting blanks.

Catsup

 

a bunch of cats sitting on a roof



snooring pug

 

funny noises until you try to sleep that then become less funny by the second


printers

 

evidence trail makers






lawn tractor

 

Legal noise pollution devices.

Traffic cones

 

what are those orange dunce caps in the middle of the street.

tyre weights.

 

Enables you to keep low to the ground! Hogs.

Sushi

 

A food that people ignorantly think of as raw fish.

Belladonna