Your Warning Label

If you came with a warning label, what would it say?

 

warning....

this person uses copious amounts of marijuana and may not remember everything you tell him

 

Wash In Warm Water...

Use Mild Detergent...

Only Bleach Hair...

Do Not Tumble Dry...

Do Not Iron...

Dry In A Shady Place Near A BBQ And A Case Of Champagne.....



Cheers Glen.

 

Authorized Personnel , Only



Hotwater

 

Warning: Extreme silliness may ensue.

 

Warning!
No going back!
Use carefully
No repeats so use sparingly

 

Warning:
Imagining you naked

 

don't expect anything you're familiar with just because you think you are.
mostly harmless but try not to annoy.
people have been known to kill themselves within a couple of years of making a habit of doing so.
no one knows entirely why this happens.
there is no obvious connection between the subject and their doing so.
it just does.
the host is a harmless looking aged male human.
the spirit it hosts is of unknown, strange, and quite possibly unimaginable origin.

 

Extremely addictive

 

Low tolerance for bullshit.

 

You should be obliged to show an 'addictive' warning label as well ^

 

Handle with Care

 

WARNING: MASSIVE COCK. MAY CAUSE NAUSEA. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.

 

The one rule I gave my hubby way back in the beginning:

"Do Not Fuck With My Coffee!"

 

FRAGILE, HANDLE WITH CARE!

or it will explode!......lol...a little levity, as i can get very angry, too...and say things i never wished I said at times...lol

First sentence stands.

 

No trespassing