Do You Trust Clowns?

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  1. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Clowns are scarier than vampires to me. Watching It as a kid imprented the value of age restrictions for movies in me :p It was pretty much traumatizing :D
     
  2. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Punch and Judy are clowns, wicked punch! But you gotta watch if it's there..never changed the plot, but kids love it!
    Wonder what it does to you as a kid...?
     
  3. pensfan13

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    what is the most amusing way to get yourself shot for $200 alex.

    i find it funny that both people at the gas station just look forward. first thing i do if i see nobody behind the counter is look around to see if anyone is in the store.
     
  4. Meliai

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    Guys, there have been 2 more sightings in 2 days. One eye witness said the clown smelled of paint. The police have held a press conference. This is getting serious and they are closing in. Pray for me.
     
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  5. 6-eyed shaman

    6-eyed shaman Sock-eye salmon

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    Should be easy to spot a clown in the woods. They don't exactly blend into that environment.
     
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  6. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    You've obviously never been to the forest of imaginary beings..
     
  7. Meliai

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    A clue?
     
  8. The Walking Dickhead

    The Walking Dickhead orbiter of helion

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    Trees and stuff
     
  9. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Can never trust that stuff... Trees are alright though.
     
  10. Meliai

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    I meant a clue to your identity lol. Sorry, I must have mistaken you for someone else.
     
  11. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Perhaps Insane Clown Posse


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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s28ISo0kz0E





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  12. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    for me its not a question of love, fear or trust, i just can't say as i've ever entirely understood the point of them.

    dressing up as something unlike anything you ever see in everyday life, i can understand that, because all of us being different form each other is how we are meant to be.

    but satyrizing strangeness, as if it were something negative that needed to be, well maybe i'm just reading the concept wrong, but at any rate, makes no sense to me.
     
  13. The Walking Dickhead

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    Used to happen to me too, all the time. Now everyone just wants to eat me
     
  14. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    an interesting side note, or at least i find it interesting to me, is that in some indiginous cultures, clowns were the cops.
    i know a lot of people want to call cops clowns, but that's not what i'm talking about.

    they didn't look like what we call clowns now. they dressed up to look like scary things. to make people behave themselves.

    between that and story tellers teaching people what ways to behave that worked and didn't work in real life,
    it was a way of doing things, that from all i've been able to learn about it, worked pretty darn good.

    you know, until people came over to amercia, from europe during their feudal system, who thought with their religion they knew better, and proceeded to screw it all up.

    it even occurs to me, that before christianity and feudalism, europe may have had something like that too,
    and that the circus and from the 1850s through the 1950s, was really the odd and unnatural exception,
    and that other then for that exception, scary is what clowns were always meant and intended to be,
    much the same as people like horror games and movies now.
     
  15. tumbling.dice

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    Someone finally got a picture of the clown in question. It's kind of blurry; their hands must have been shaking with fear. [​IMG]

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    https://www.yahoo.com/news/cirque-du-scary-first-photo-202900041.html
     
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  16. Memn1984

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    of course they are more scarier, they do exist unlike vampires :)
     
  17. The Walking Dickhead

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    If a vampire seduces a virgin then it's usually consentual. OTOH if a clown were to have sexual relations with a virgin, he might not drink her blood but I very much doubt she would be into the whole thing unless they met at a juggalo convention or he drugged her, in which case it would most likely constitute rape. Therefore, one can only conclude (fact or fiction) that clowns are the more sinister of the two.
     
  18. themnax

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    i sort of guessed what was behind the headlines would be something like this. clown makeup instead of ski masks or white sheets and hoods.
     
  19. Total Darkness

    Total Darkness 100% Cocoa

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    Clowns are often displayed as evil or creepy on television. No wonder people find them creepy. It, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, House of a Thousand Corpses, The Joker, Krusty the Clown, etc.

    lol Doink

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAqDNsTpq5c
     
  20. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    September 2, 2016

    Ohio teen says he was chased by man in clown mask with knife near bus stop

    Authorities in Ohio were on alert Tuesday after a student said a person in clown mask chased him with a knife.
    According to WCMH a 14-year-old boy in Columbus was walking to the bus stop on his way to Columbus North International School at around 6:15 a.m., when a man dressed in all black and wearing a clown mask chased him down the street with a knife.

    Mothers in the neighborhood told the station that they’re telling their kids to pay attention and “follow their gut.”
    “I thought it was crazy!” Tombi Williams, a mother of two told WCMH-TV. “I did not think it was here, but it goes to show things crazy and stupid can happen everywhere.”

    The latest incident involving a clown comes on the heels of a clown trying to lure children in South Carolina into the woods.

    Columbus police said they’re taking the report very seriously.




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