Tip for Camping

Discussion in 'Camping/Outdoor Living' started by Inavacuum, Aug 9, 2004.

  1. Inavacuum

    Inavacuum Senior Member

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    Buy an as load of cheap soks! Then use them as toilet paper! Its awsome, so much better than real toilet paper. Try it sometime.
     
  2. sonik

    sonik Member

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    just use your hand!
     
  3. mauricelcassidy

    mauricelcassidy Member

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    talk about a waste. and not exactly biodegradeble unless you plan on carrying them out.

    peace, bob
     
  4. Inavacuum

    Inavacuum Senior Member

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    What you do is put them in a zip-lock bag and then if the camp-ground has a washing machine just throw 'em in there and they're re-usuable.
     
  5. pomunus

    pomunus Member

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    Maybe it's just me but if a place has a washer it's not camping.
     
  6. cerridwen

    cerridwen in stitches

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    um.... My tip is bring extra undies... can never have too much....
     
  7. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    or don't wear undies at all :H
     
  8. fee

    fee Member

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    leaves my friends leaves
     
  9. BobbinBecca

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    Just not the leaves in the picture, or leaves of three leave them be too-- how bout a water bottle with a sport top for a whatdotheycallit european experience, boday something, rinse then shake that's how I like it ;-)
     
  10. DrDooblittle

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    if anyone threw a shit-filled sock into a washing machine, i would have them committed. just use leaves or a water bottle like mentioned earlier.
     
  11. peace6070

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    Camping Isn't Camping W/o Your Friend Named Mary Jane!!!
     
  12. knottynikko

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    Heres a tip if you ever get hungry.Leaves of 3 leave them be,leaves of 4 eat some more. JK :p
     
  13. GoingHome

    GoingHome Further Within

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    There is something rather magical about using a large flat stone to clean your anus. You will never forget the experience I can assure you.
     
  14. Kione

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    Don't use pine needles. My firend did that once and she had a sore ass for a couple of days.
     
  15. Professor Jumbo

    Professor Jumbo Mr. Smarty Pants

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    Here is a tip, don't go camping with someone who doesn't understand how to pack or how to use pack space efficiently, e.g., someone who brings socks to wipe their ass with. Here is a real tip, keep one set of compact but warm cloths such as thermals, a pair of warm socks, and a long sleeve T-shirt in a zip lock bag in case all of your stuff gets soaked. Here is another use a big hefty yard sack as a pack liner. And another, pack as light as you can, every ounce counts. Smoke the m/j after you get home, not on the trail. Oh yes, and for ass wiping nothing beats sphagnum moss it is soft and grows in nice green piles on rocks in shady places, it is far better than toilet paper, leaves, or even socks or a flat rock.
     
  16. SpliffVortex

    SpliffVortex Senior Member

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    the anus is self cleaning you dont see the rest of the mamals wiping theyr ass i mean real hippies know this fact.
     
  17. AT98BooBoo

    AT98BooBoo Senior Member

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    The great outdoors is the best place to smoke m/j. Nothing like smoking after a good meal and watching the sunset from the top of a mountain. If you really want to knock out the miles try this. Get good'n'baked and then take a few slugs of ginseng extract.

    Mullein leaves are by far the best alternative to TP. Just remember to dig a little cathole to do you business in and put your tp in with it. Throw in some dead leaves to help speed up the decompostion process.
     
  18. Gr8fulyDeadicated

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    i beg to differ cuz i've seen my dog wipe her ass with her tounge....
     
  19. voet

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    is a flashlight not usefull. I mean if you gotta go in the dark yuo get all paranoid in the dark.


    or maybe it's just me.

    anyway a flashlight is usefull, you might pi on a friends tent or something.
     

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