Red Lobster

I am loving some of the Urban Dictionary entries of Red Lobster:

Legal Seafood for Black People

White guy: I went to legal seafood the other day. It was quite tasty.
Black guy: Maaaayng, I went to reyt lobsta (Red Lobster) d'udduh day. Iz gewd! Fo SHO! my baby mamma, she love dem skrimp! And iz a classy joint meng!

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A place that sells Skrimps. Often pronouced "Red Lobska"

Imma be gonna to da Red Lobster fo sum skrimps

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Often reffered to as "ghetto seafood". A place where rednecks, uneducated, ghetto, and often illiterate people go on special occasions, birthdays, aniversarries, weddings. Redlobster is a restaurant which specializes in serving food to the lower portion of society which is why they serve what customers reffer to as, "fried skrimps" with "smashed pertaters". If fathers day is the most confusing holiday for you, or if your entire extended family consists of five people which live in the same double-wide, your favorite restaurant is most likely red lobster.
"Hey hunny happy aniverarry were going to red lobster!!!"

"I want fried skrimps and katchurp with smashed pertators!"

"Keep the buds coming the drunker i get the more romaterk it gets."

"That boy done serve us good whats a good tip on 70, 2 dollars! we cant all be millionianares!!!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gb4rPis5XzM

 

people who don't live at street level, are very good at seeing things that, i won't say never happen, but statistically, are more often then not, simply not there.

the lie of 'normality' is the only reason anyone ever lives stereotypes.

without imagination, no matter how much you've got in the bank or in your pocket, you're still in the gutter.

 

Clearly a poor attempt at humor or shtick as indicated by his other videos




Hotwater

 

Is Legal Seafood a restaurant? Or is seafood illegal for black people except at Red Lobster?

What a godawful name for a restaurant

 

It's a restaurant from what I have read.

 

Legal seafood sounds like they are trying too hard to tell you something. Like "not cat meat lo mein"

 

There’s a Legal seafood about ¼ of a mile from my house and it’s fantastic


Hotwater

 

I love sushi

 

I'm not a fan. Sushi is that type of food that I can only stand to eat like once or twice a year.

 

We have a red lobster thread?



Whats with that weird glaze/coating that seemed to be sprayed all over the vegetables?

I remember they had this blue cheese steak dish I liked


Otherwise if you want Seafood, go near a harbour somewhere, where they are going to cook it straight after killing it, seafood is so much better fresh, rather than out of a packet

 

Yeah seafood is disgusting unless it is fresh

Not to mention seafood sources are dubious, either it was caught by a slave living in a cage somewhere in the Indian Ocean or it was farm raised in its own shit. Yummmmm!

 

Luckily I live about two minutes from the ocean.

 

This thread has inspired me to get sushi tonight from my favorite place. It only takes me about 3 minutes to walk there. It's awesome.

 

I never got sushi or sashimi, you just end up tasting soy sauce and wasabi.

Or worse, you have too much wasabi and you can't taste anything.

And raw salmon isn't that great. Especially compared to a grilled salmon steak

 

What is it about shitty food that makes people violent. You never see people fighting over jerk chicken at chez cordons.

 

Took these pictures on friday at a nearby Legal Sea Foods

Sorry PR there was no battle royale between myself and the other three black patrons








Hotwater

 

Whenever Red Lobster gets brought up, I can't help thinking about Beyoncé pretending to be black and bringing Jay Z to Red Lobster after he fucks her good.

On a side note, my grandma gave me a gc to Red Lobster for my 30th that I'm fairl certain she re-gifted. It's a good place to bring the kiddies and let them fuck the joint up or something.

 

im calling bullshit unless that was all your family. who ever saw 4 black people at the same place in Massachusetts besides sporting events...

 

That was true 20 years ago but oh how the demographics have changed.

Between the Hispanics, Haitian refugees from the 2010 earthquake, the Chinese, the Indians, the 2005 hurricane Katrina victims who were temporarily housed at Otis AFB on Cape Cod and decided to stay to the increasing number of students from every corner of the earth, you wouldn't recognize things these days.......


Hotwater