If you were made the king of Bhutan for a day...

...What would you do?

 

Go around saying hello to people and kill the first one who says "howdy"

 

ummm.... i would....make it free orgy day!

 

find a map and figure out where the hell i am

 

farking cry my heart out because l became a King instead of a Queen.

 

i'd make all med students check the frogs they dissect for proper donor tags!

 

throw the most expensive party the country could afford. it won't be my problem the next day

 

two words















skeeball festival

 

try and have sex with each and every buhtanese woman

 

Gather up an army for the invasion of Nepal.

 

I would start a nuclear weapons and a chemical weapons program, threaten the US wait to get liberated and then file for aid in reconstruction.

 

I would make Thrusdays make-your-own-hat day.

 

oh, I would so vote you king, that is the bestest idea ever!!!!!


I would resign and appoint Kione my successor

 

Thanks! I could be the King of the Hats or maybe something with a better ring to it.

 

ban the wearing of underwear by women