i haven't had one of those for something like the last 30 or so years. wake at some random time hygene food computer food wash (and shave every other day) bus shopping nap wash computer book or model building nap computer sleep in more or less any order and at no fixed times. computer can sometimes last for five to nine hours or more if i'm busy making something on it. until i have to eat, piss, or my eyes are falling out of my head so hard i'm falling asleep sitting there. (i've even once or twice discovered i'd been doing stuff on the computer for more then 12 hours and not realizing it) and bus doesn't happen every day, nor shopping every time i go ride one. i may go two or three days sometimes without ever leaving the 'house'. i don't really know any people to go see. i go to a furry convention once a year, some other kind of hobby/fan con almost once a year, the local furry group picnic once a year, and that's about as much as i have to do with humans except to say hi on the bus and once a month to pay my rent. can't stand tv. i'll read a book every once in a while, and a movie once every two or three years. i do watch stuff on youtube and vimeo and sometimes if i really like them download and watch them again, but mostly i only do that with cg and animation tutorials, or rail fan vids.
i choose death: wake up kiss snoring wife answer messages from stoner friend harold pee poo kiss wife answer messages from harold shower/random hygiene meet harold on porch smoke pot smoke cigarette outside kick harold out and go to work work... ... ... come home to wife desperately trying to time dinner to his varying times of coming home and lack of commuinication of said time, even though he can be home within seven minutes of his finding out that he is allowed to go home. she's exceptionally good at it! try not to get too drunk cuz he gotta wake up and do it all again tomorrow...
marijuana cigarette it is short for doobie as in ''lets smoke a doobie'' or ''where is the doob that I left on the table...nobody leaves until I get it back because I know what doobie thieving bastards you are so if you don't.....oh wait its behind my ear, nevermind''
I choose myself. 5:30AM-6AM Wake up Make breakfast for me and fiance have coffee, let dog out, watch youtube 7AM Fiance goes to work Feed/wake up reptiles clean enclosures (if needed) internet for a bit. 8AM-10AM house chores 10-11AM Work out (pilates, yoga) 11-12PM fiance back for lunch make lunch watch family guy or something on netflix 12-5PM do whatever i want. usually internet or take my reptiles out. work on art 5-7PM dinner movie 8PM Bed. Jeez that sounds boring.
Wake up at 5.... then hit snooze about 3 times Get to work. Get off at 2:30 Just lay down and read or listen to something Girlfriend gets off work. Watch movie Make love She goes home Wash rinse repeat.
wake up and check to see im still alive if yes go to page 2....if no go back to page 1 my life is a choose your own adventure book
Get woken up by the police Curse at them Get my shit together and get up Walk under the bridge and take a dump Wash my face and hands in the river Go sit in the bushes Masturbate If I have heroin, inject some into my groin Wander about Gawk at pedestrians, maybe busk if I feel up to it Walk to the Mission for dinner Drinks with the drinking buds after dinner Sex with a dog Find a snack in a trashcan Buy travel sized bottle of cheap vodka Find a nice doorway to spend the night in Defecate next to me to fend the dogs off Spread by stuff about Drink vodka Inject heroin, if any Go to sleep Repeat.
he comes around like damn near every day because aparently he cant smoke pot alone.. he makes a part of my day that should take a 90 seconds (stuff n smoke) and makes it take 25 minutes. (rolling and mixing and blending and breaking up, and he is the worst person i ever met for pausing with the bowl.. holding it and jabbering like its a microphone or something)
*Wake up around 8am *Check E-Mails *get dressed *Work about 12 to 14 hours *arrive back home *eat something and watch some TV *go back to spleep
last few days have been basically wake up check forums and see most new posts are still election bitching bullshit check the news and hear more election bitching bullshit go get coffee while radio plays election bitching bullshit work repeat steps 2 and 3 then go to bed