Toilet?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jo King, Nov 24, 2016.

  1. pensfan13

    pensfan13 Senior Member

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    My sisters husband installed slow falling seats in all of our houses.
     
  2. soulcompromise

    soulcompromise Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes I can control it.

    Step 1: Push piercing up through hole.

    Step 2: Urinate

    Step 3: Hope it's not dribbling out bottom of hole.

    I can do it this way but I've had it spray me anyway while doing this, so I prefer to just sit. Girls do it so why not? :)
     
  3. Ashalicious

    Ashalicious Senior Member

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    Ahh, the joys of being a home owner. You have the privileged of paying to install a toilet seat of your choosing.

    Must be nice. :p
     
  4. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    No men here. Seat down. :)
     
  5. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Sounds Like A Good Idea To Me.........The Seat In My Ensuite Only Just Stays Up And When I First Moved Here I Was

    Taking A Piss And It Decided To Fall And In Doing So Hit Me Fair And Square On My Dick..... :bigcry: ......It Was No Laughing Matter

    As The Seat Is Solid Wood...... :yikes: .....(insert wood joke here)



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    I'm imagining either, a ridiculously high toilet. Your dick is real long, or... for some reason you were on your knees flopping the old fella into the bowl??

    I'm thinking the kneeling. :unsure:

    Or you're very short. :D
     
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  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Just Went And Did A Reinactment..... :toilet: .....And I Think It's Because I Stand Very Close And The Toilet Is A Lot Higher

    Than The One In The Guests End Of The House.

    I Would Like To Say It's The Length That Caused The Prob But Alas That Would Be A Little White Lie.....(insert little white joke here)



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  8. Wu Li Heron

    Wu Li Heron Members

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    I stand at least four feet back from anything I pee on, that way I don't get confused and splash myself, but it makes a big mess in the bathroom. The trick is to use yellow carpet.
     
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  9. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Your Quite A Class Act.......No Wonder Nobody Will Take You To Nice Places......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    ever tried to pee with morning wood? the struggle is real.
     
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  11. YouFreeMe

    YouFreeMe Visitor

    Always leave the lid open. The seat is typically left down, but if he forgets, no big deal. I just put it down.
     
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  12. jmadre

    jmadre Member

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    Almost always keep lid open , unless flushing late at night.
    Seat stays down, just in case.


    Take care.
     
  13. Wu Li Heron

    Wu Li Heron Members

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    They keep trying to get me to follow them to the zoo, but I don't meat that isn't already prepared.
     
  14. GLENGLEN

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    That's What Back Porches And Balconies Are For.......Just Stumble Out......No Need To Aim.......Just Shoot......Problem Solved......[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  15. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Can Understand Their Train Of Thought........[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  16. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    No. but I remember in high school that was common jargon with boy groups. :unsure: was a time in school when all a sudden pockets weren't good enough. Every boy had their hands in their pants.
     
  17. JimInPhila

    JimInPhila Member

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    If I'm in an environment with both males and females, the "lid" goes down.

    My house, my rules = Seat is up. We're all males, we pee a lot more times then needing to sit,,,,So, it's Logical. (Virgo in action)
     

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