Yes I can control it. Step 1: Push piercing up through hole. Step 2: Urinate Step 3: Hope it's not dribbling out bottom of hole. I can do it this way but I've had it spray me anyway while doing this, so I prefer to just sit. Girls do it so why not?
Ahh, the joys of being a home owner. You have the privileged of paying to install a toilet seat of your choosing. Must be nice.
Sounds Like A Good Idea To Me.........The Seat In My Ensuite Only Just Stays Up And When I First Moved Here I Was Taking A Piss And It Decided To Fall And In Doing So Hit Me Fair And Square On My Dick..... :bigcry: ......It Was No Laughing Matter As The Seat Is Solid Wood...... :yikes: .....(insert wood joke here) Cheers Glen.
I'm imagining either, a ridiculously high toilet. Your dick is real long, or... for some reason you were on your knees flopping the old fella into the bowl?? I'm thinking the kneeling. :unsure: Or you're very short.
I Just Went And Did A Reinactment..... :toilet: .....And I Think It's Because I Stand Very Close And The Toilet Is A Lot Higher Than The One In The Guests End Of The House. I Would Like To Say It's The Length That Caused The Prob But Alas That Would Be A Little White Lie.....(insert little white joke here) Cheers Glen.
I stand at least four feet back from anything I pee on, that way I don't get confused and splash myself, but it makes a big mess in the bathroom. The trick is to use yellow carpet.
Always leave the lid open. The seat is typically left down, but if he forgets, no big deal. I just put it down.
Almost always keep lid open , unless flushing late at night. Seat stays down, just in case. Take care.
That's What Back Porches And Balconies Are For.......Just Stumble Out......No Need To Aim.......Just Shoot......Problem Solved...... Cheers Glen.
No. but I remember in high school that was common jargon with boy groups. :unsure: was a time in school when all a sudden pockets weren't good enough. Every boy had their hands in their pants.
If I'm in an environment with both males and females, the "lid" goes down. My house, my rules = Seat is up. We're all males, we pee a lot more times then needing to sit,,,,So, it's Logical. (Virgo in action)
