Sweaty Balls

113? no shit... well it's like 50-60 something here (I don't actually know what the temperature is, but a little chilly). And it's been rainy-ish the past few days, so there's a ton of dew on the grass. I was just out in the yard with our two Australian Shepherd mixes and there's a bite to the wind! But it'll warm up as the day draws on. It's really nice actually if you ask me. I don't mind the chill, but I feel for those without a home.

Anyway.. Sorry to hear it's so hot! :sunny:

 

naw, you got it all wrong,
VG would rather rub the peanut butter ice cream on another guys balls then eat it.

 

Then he can rinse his mouth out after with Fosters Lager, the advantage there being the taste of Fosters Lager would be pretty much indiscernable from all other lagers.

 

ohhh 113 what will you ever do. We used to have two a days for football and it would be 100 degrees during the first one and 115 during the second. youll be fine!

 

I would take that over the shit storm I had here...never had a pipe bust from being too hot.

 

not true. gender reassignment surgery would take care of that problem permanently.

 

I'll take 45C over 45F.

 

When I was stationed in Texas 113 degrees Fahrenheit wasn’t all that uncommon but here along the Northeast coastal plain
we’re lucky to see 100 degrees in July or August


Hotwater

 

you consider it lucky when it hits 100?

low 90s is good beach weather. if there's no chance of swimming, anything over 85 is pretty uncomfortable. i can't think of any scenario where i would hope to see 100.

 

I have sweaty gonads and it's 33* (that's .5c)here, but we've had the wood stove crankin most of the day.

 

I was using a figure of speech, but occasionally it is fun to record a record high or low temp for the day


Hotwater

 

Ugh, heat is the worst. This thread makes me dread summer so much

 

Oh, i love hot weather. Every year i hope for a very hot summer. The only downside is power outages if you live up north. I can deal with the extreme heat much better than the cold.

 

Hot dry weather. Beer + hash = bliss

 

No need to take it to extremes. Only getting rid of the nutsack doesn't change your gender.

Yeah... don't get me started about the wood stove! You either have to let it die out every hour and make a new fire an hour later or let it go one degree up every hour: which means sweaty balls every evening at some point!

 

Finally, someone that gets me

 

Actually, I prefer the heat to the cold, fricking hate really cold


BTW, anyone heard from Glenglen lately? Hope he didnt melt and fuse with his porch

 

You're such a complicated person

 

He's online right now

 

No, he has just been logged on for days, power button melted and fused to the laptop casing

If Sydney was 45, Bathurst, which is 200km further inland must have been stand outside and get liquified hot