sometimes i tie up my weiner like a pretzel

just for fun ya know.

 

what........the.........fuck...........hahahahahaha

 

i tie my tits in a knot i can tie them in a bow and i can even swing them over my shoulder like a continental soldier

 

That's twisted

 

That puppetry of the penis show creeps me out. And, now I have it in my head

 

Sometimes I throw my plums over my shoulder when I shop so those behind me can admire them.

 

sometimes i can make a giraffe and shit

 

salted or unsalted?

 

C/S,
Rev J

 

You don't want none like a hairy vagina, my scrotum stretches from here to China, my nuts got stuck in my bloody recliner.