I like big brains and I cannot lie

Since some guys think with their dick, I image that there are some folk who really like big brains.

 

With some of today's jeans, you need to be smart to work out how to undo the buttons. LOL.

 

When a truly intelligent person solves a problem, it leads them on to several more, with the result that they realize how little they really know. I have 2 different methods of dealing with people who have small brains and inflated egos. The best one is to ask them to ask them to write down everything that they know and hand them a post-it note. The second is to give them a sign for their bedroom door. "It is always better to remain silent and thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt". LMAO.

 

While I agree with you fully, not everyone shares our views. I know a highly respected doctor who is married to Daffy Duck, and a female company director who has just married Donald. LOL.

 

I can only speak for myself.

 

Ha! So true!!

 

Guys jeans have a right hand opening so that it is easy to open them yourself with one hand. I have always wondered whether girls jeans had the front reversed to make it easier for guys to open them. LMAO.

 

It is curious isn’t it? Still guys struggle. And throw a belt in and forget it ;-p

 

Half the fun of getting a gift is unwrapping it...

 

Ha-ha, I imagine that fashion designers have plenty of laughs when the design their clothing. Fortunately my girlfriend shares my love of leather jeans, so we are never in too much of a hurry to get them off.

 

Particularly when it is tightly wrapped in leather. LOL.

 

That is the funniest comment that I have seen for quite a while. LOL.

 

Lol it’s okay to be in a hurry sometimes

 

Your reply really made me laugh after something that happened to one of Jane's friends. A few years ago, Jane had mentioned to her that one of the things that she liked about us wearing leather was that when we were "busy", she could use my shorts to put her cigarette out. Her friend had told her partner that she liked guys wearing leather and a few weeks later he arrived wearing leather pants. She decided to give Jane's idea a go and discovered that his pants were PVC. ouch.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They came off in a hurry for a slightly less romantic reason, but she never mentioned exactly where the plastic had melted onto his skin. LOL

 

Hahaha and ouch!!