Hillbilly Name Generator

http://www.ticqle.com/wired/play/redneckname.asp

Your name is Billie Jane Stanton but everyone calls you Penny.


Haha. I think Penny is pretty...I'm a gator wrassler.

 

haha thats fantastic.... i dive in mud
Your name is Bubba Ray Thurmond but everyone calls you Hound Dog
jaz

 

Says "your name is Cleatus Merle Taylor but everybody call you stinky".
Maybe I shouldn't have posted that here.

 

hehe...............stinky................hehe

Your name is Hank Arthur Winchester but everyone calls you Buster

Buster? wtf?

Beer Chuggin' -- hell yeah

 

Watch it Buster.

 

I wish my name was Hound Dog. That's awesome.

 

Awwww Penny quit yer caterwallin' and git out thar an' slop them hawgs!

 

Your name is Bessie Mae Taylor but everyone calls you Mabel.



hahaha whats funny is my middle name is may(just spelt different)

 

Hey Mabel! My names Taylor too!!!! Maybe we're second cousins or sumpin'! *lears at mabel with new interest*

 

you could be husband & wife, brother and sister, and second cousins all at once!!

* cues 'Dueling Banjos' *

 

*slicks back hair and brushes one tooth*

 

Your name is Hank Arthur Jackson but every one calls you Scooter

 

No. I'm a high-class redneck, thank you very much.

Haha. I made an oxymoron.