I'd sure like to get a definition of this, without it affecting what Google does with my more typical searches.
Now that I am spending time with family regularly I could most definitely win this easily. The last 2 times were 5 days ago then maybe 2 weeks ago. And only did it to keep from walking around with a boner. If I cared about the respect and admiration of HF members I would certainly risk being seen with an erection. Actually I am so small I could have one and it still might not be seen.
Unless you want to risk serious and permanent damage you just wait until you get the key. All I can think of is how messy it can be after pissing and how painful when an unwanted erection happens.