What is the best advice you've ever received?

"Go west young man."

 

Never trust a man that says trust me... Did i already say that?

Trust me, I think I did!

 

Go west young man

 

lol - ironically that's true - I get the Hoover out maybe once in six months whereas women I have lived with have got it out every six minutes - yes, there are dust bunnies in my house but my library is well-catalogued

 

Some of the best lessons I learned was when I was out traveling the world. Traveling doesn't really cost all that much if you know how to find people to crash with while doing farm work, and cutting bud if you're in Washington. Some people don't travel at all, and I think it's a rotten shame. We need to be more like Mormons. Mormons have to go on a mission abroad to spread their religion. And they get to travel all kinds of places. My traveling experience taught me much more than Mr. Wheeler taught me in social studies class.

 

the long way is better 95% of the time

 

Its gonna be great! Believe me. Also: its yuuge!

 

Yeah. What are you implying? That I'm a shitposter? lol

 

Heard some great advice today from a friend.

"Hold onto yourself, as no one else will."

So true.

 

Reeeeeealy yuuuuuuge?

 

Never eat bananas with your ass

 

Seriously?

 

LMAO, no man. I'm just bored and fuckin around.

 

of course not. the ass is the best way to eat a banana.

 

Don't take any wooden nickels.

 

False motivation is better than no motivation at all