Dont Have To Chat Like A Refugee..

weird this morning getting in my car I kind of heard (or didnt ) something fall to the ground Drove to the top of the street and then thought " did I drop Summat then " reversed and there on the ground were my car keys
wonder how far I would have got without them ? anyone ever found out ?

 

Two weeks til Ramadan.

 

I've never seen it either.

 

ive probably seen them all

 

Super hot new chick at the gym oh my god

 

just dont open your mouth and youll do fine

 

We're talkin ridiculous hot.

 

oh dont worry them

out of your league anyway

 

LoL, my dad has learned emoticons in his text messages. He's annoyed at something he just sent me this and I lol'd cause I used it few hours ago when I was annoyed.

 

Aw, my dad is similar

 

I can get any girl I want

 

82 degrees F here

 

my dad asked once why the f the granddaughters always put : ) in messages

 

We had to teach him that one lol.
And my poking out tongue face =p

 

Hotter than that. Different tho

 

skater thighs are yummy

 

I have a habit of putting emojis in work emails. Some people think it's unprofessional, but these are clients I've worked with for years now. I'm not sticking them in some random breaking the ice type email. I even have nicknames for some of my clients. They love me. I'm all personality. Deal with it

 

And swimmers'