Stoned Ramblings

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  1. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Your dog is equal to you. I can't determine a winner.

    So I rule you two fight to the death!!!!!!

    That's kinda the definition of a a jump ball call. Best I can do. Basically, my scenario but no one dies in my hypothetical fight to the death
     
  2. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    fuck me i'm running out of time and now cutting into my sleep time.......745 boat for 950 bus or chance the 9 boat which docks at 930 and gives me 20 minutes to drive 4 minutes away.....i do not like gambling on the boat being on time even though it almost always is
     
  3. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    This evening I ran up the road for a couple of things I forgot at the grocery store....it was raining and as I got out of the car there was this little dachshund in the driveway. When I got to the door he was standing beside me waiting to get in the door. So good grief, I let him in. He is just a little bitty thing...I think he's a miniature dachshund. Anyway, during the few minutes it took to get Mama's supper together, she let him out. :anguished: Well, a bit of time passes, I can't find him outside, and then I think I'm hearing Mama sort of crying/whining in the kitchen (yes, she does that sometimes when the world isn't turning her way). I go in the kitchen and it was not her!

    I go to the door and dang if that dog doesn't sound just like Mama (lol) as he was howling (or crying/whining) to get back in...which of course I did. :rolleyes:

    He does NOT want to be picked up, but can be petted...I can't get him to the local shelter (which is no-kill YAY) until Tuesday since Monday is a holiday. Hopefully Mama won't decide to run him off tomorrow while I'm gone. I plan to (miraculously) know how to get him in a crate and get him to this local shelter Tuesday.

    Here is that baby's picture...he actually looks bigger than he really is in this pic.
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  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    lynn , isn't this weekend your house guest?...are you all plucked up ? :).......boy if i had a nickel every time i heard ''i didn't shave my legs today''...lol good ties :)

    nite nite
     
  5. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    ^^^ Next weekend (actually next Fri) is my deadline for having my old (and close to newly re-cleaned with fresh everything) bedroom fixed right. The rest of the house is better than it was; but, only to someone that had never seen the "before" look. lol <<<< that is called laughing to keep from crying. :D I must add this in - although I was not capable of not being problematic for the Cali boys, I did get a huge compliment when the BIL stated it would "only take 2 weeks to have everything here RIGHT! " ha Other years, there is no such thing said... :p :D Those years it was so cluttered/messy/whatever he didn't hazard a guess and has even, in years past, said WTH! and he wasn't sure he if could ever get this house fixed, get to bottom of things, and similar. lol Those were also years I would have been working. Let it be noted that these facts/thoughts (whatever) of his are offered freely...I've NEVER solicited his opinion on the state of the house. :nomouth:

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    It seems staying "plucked up" is best...since its easier to remain that way once started, and because my special friend Really Likes that.

    lol...he has more influence on me that he has any idea...I even keep my legs shaved, and this most certainly has not always been the case!

    Jeez wth is happening to me. smh
     
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  6. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    Ok, I'm about to go to bed...with the little dog closed off in the front room...I believe he is old and just can't believe someone isn't desperate to find him.

    On the other hand, I will NEVER understand lots of people because there are numerous people that just put out dogs that they've had all the dogs little life...and they surrender them to shelters for no reason other than they are old. So, I'm really praying this old fella isn't a drop-off.

    This is one of those things that is weighing on my heart.
     
  7. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Lynn.....Just Do What I Did When I Moved 3 1/2 Years Ago......I Hired A Skip Bin....(dumpster)

    And Started Throwing Stuff Like I Had Never Thrown Before... :D



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  8. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    dachshunds dont like to be picked up generally...


    off to Toronto.....
     
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    Went to the local brewery bumped into a friend from school. He is doing well for himself, bought me and his buddy drinks for the night. So I am pretty drunk when I go back to my mom's place. I wake up and all my stuff is on the table except my phone. I know I didn't take it out of my pocket at the brewery but then again I was drunk.
    I look everywhere then in the car everywhere. Then I remember mom's phone is charging. I decide to call it from her phone. It starts ringing and I can't here anything. FUCK!!! Is all I'm thinking. Then after the 4th ring I hear my mom say "hello" from her bedroom. I thought I was drunk but I didn't take the wrong phone to my bedroom then answer it like it was mine.
     
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  10. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Just got my first kill in post scriptum :p
    Some dude walking up the stairs. We both paused and looked at each other for a second must be trying to figure out who's team he was on. He looked differed so I fired first. :p I got him. So far it's hard I'm leaning over my steering wheel so not the greatest position plus I'm lost with the keyboard commands and few things are buggy as the beta trial says. Planes sound awesome coming in for runs. I got killed 5 times to my 1 kill lol.
     
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    Did you
    get to rrlax with the love of your life?
     
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    Did you spend it with your live
     
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    Stevie Nicks is 70 today.. Id hit that..
     
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    sat pic of Hawaii lava flow..
     
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  15. Lynnbrown

    Lynnbrown Firecracker

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    Cat and garter snake season is upon us! :D

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  16. rollingalong

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    hanging out at daughters in toronto with my grandson.....i put him to work today loading the truck......i am crashing here tonight home tomottow
     
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  17. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    At my sis and bro in laws for the holiday weekend. Having fun with my nine year old nephew.

    Kid cracks me up. He has autism so he is different than most kids. I see my sis in law wanting to rip her hair out raising him. Being a mom is a whole other level...

    But being this kid's auntie is rewarding and fun without any of the actual responsibility :)
     
  18. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    wow people were mean to that old dude in the underwear......i dont understand bullying....
     
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    i bet that dude gets more than all those people who said shitty stuff

    saturday nite blues show is on and buddy is reaally playing good tunes tonight...all songs and no talking
     
  20. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Yeah, that was weird. He didn't post pics like everyone else had--fully clothed selfies and casual candid shots--but he is new and it was one of his first posts.

    A lot of people come here thinking it's a kind of sex forum, so with that in mind, it was an honest mistake.

    But after the reaction in the pic thread, I doubt he'll come back at all.
     
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