I have the flu and I'm dying.

It hurts to move everything. My sinuses are terrible... I can't even move my head without feeling like I'm going to explode. I puked. It sucked. My nose is running and it hurts because the dollar-store brand tissue that my mom gets me shredded my nose to pieces. I think they put glass shards in that stuff.

And to think I laughed at all the fools who rushed out in mass hysteria to get their flu shots. Actually, I don't care. I'm glad I didn't get one. That's just another way for them to control me, right? I'm not gonna die. Well, I am. But I will die a revolutionary!


Viva la FLU!!!!!








Did I mention I'm delirious?



And I always have fucked up dreams when I'm sick. Like, Last night, I had this one about being in this log ranch house out in the middle of the woods with Clint Eastwood. And there were a bunch of random people there, like they were put together on purpose, like a reality show or something. Someone kept killing them off, but we couldn't figure out who. This one guy got shot like 30 times. It was crazy. It sounded like whoever it was was firing from where we were standing, but we couldn't see them. Then Clint and I had to bury all the bodies. Then, I swear to god I saw Orsino leaning against a tree playing this little flute for the birds. Hi, George! What's up??

 

Why don't I ever get interesting illnesses? Mine just make it hurt when I pee.

 

Poor baby!!! I hope you feel better




















































......mainly because noone wants to "do" the sick

 

and in your fever delerium ....you went to the bus stop n got yerself to chattown .....and you looked up a strange hippie man you had never met ....then , despite your illness , you enjoyed 12 hrs of the best sex you ever had .

 

That sucks... if it makes you feel better, I admire you for toughing it out.

Very manly... I'm inspired, and a little turned on.

 

Two words (actually one word and one letter): VITAMIN C!

BTW, I'm still laughing at the fools who rushed out to get their mercury injection (I mean, flu shot).

 

Get well soon Happy.

 

hope you get better soon ...

 

im an actual anarchist ....lets go revolutionary crazy !!!!! , before the flu kills ya !..........dar la batallia .....revolution o la tumba fria !!

 

I bet you're a lotta fun to have at parties.

 

I got kinda the same thing - I'm super achey and fevorish and the thought of eating makes me want to vomit. I haven't ate a thing in 24 hours - don't know how the aneroxics of the world do it as I'd do anything to be able eat a nice meal right now.

 

thats nasty

you should have got the shot, fool. you might as well infect some others while you're sick, there's comfort in the knowledge that others are suffering as well.

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Pressed_Rat again.

hahaha!

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i'b sick too (sore throat earache and a nose that thinks it's a faucet). i'be been taking my slippery elm tea, and my echinacea tincture, and i think i'm going to have to dig around in the cupboard for some vite c now too (thx mr. rat )

and my neighbours kids have chickenpox, so my kiddo might end up with it in the next couple of days. yay fun! it's weird though, out of their 4 kids, only the 2 boys ended up with the pox.

ps, you might not have "the flu" just cause you're sick, but i'm sorry you're feeling crappy.

 

Ikes.....hope you are feeling better soon......not fun at all and a flu shot would of only shortened the duration, not stopped you from getting it......so take in lots of fluid and rest as much as you can.

Hope by tomorrow you start to feel better.

 

I hope you feel better soon, hannah

 

i get bad colds but i dont get the flu anymore.

i wash my hands too much (anal about it) and take too many vitamins and eat well.

anyways, get well soon.

 

Thanks for your love and all, but I'm still dying. I'm sitting around in sweatpants (!) watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and I can't move and I feel disgusting and I just want to go somewhere and get fucked up.



I was actually in Chattanooga on Friday. I went down there to pick up a cute boy. I've never driven that far from home by myself before. I hated it, because all the big truck drivers were being bullies, and a couple of them seriously tried to kill me. I'm not kidding.


No one has brought me soup. Not even my mother. I asked her for some, and she laughed at me. Life is hard.

 

I always halucinate when I have the flu. Its so fucked up...Like this last time I had the flu in December, I woke up, standing, in our basement in the middle of the night, and then ran and woke up my folks screaming "Everything is wrong!" Yea, a fever of 103 degrees will do that to ya...