Answer the question above you 2.

Being able to buy beer and not have someone buy it for me.


When was the first time you had sex?

 

when i was 17

did u enjoy the first time you had sex?

 

Hasnt happened yet.

Did you?

 

yeah l enjoyed it..



Have you ever had a girlfriend?

 

Yeah but she turned out to be a slut.

Have you?

 

yeah a few over the years..




What do you like most about women?

 

Mmmmm hard one. Do you mean superficially?

 

yes superfically now answer the question trailor trash

 

Pfft fuck you alex!

What is your usualy response to telemarketers?

 

i hang up on them


what toothpaste do you use?

(oh and fuck you too)

 

Go rape your sister you SLUTMONKEY!

Colgate.

How stiff are the bristles on your toothbrush?

 

not that stiff anymore


what are your thoughts on those people who try to wipe your windscreen?

 

They need their eyes fucked out by a spider monkey.

Do you think thats fair?

 

yes. very much so.


would it creep you out if i said i could see you?

 

No because you would be lying.

When did you stop believing in santa?

 

santa isnt real???!?!?!?!?!????!?!??!????!??!?!????!?


do you have braces?

 

No but i always wanted them.

Santa is a perverted fatman who goes round to your house and fucks you in your sleep, do you believe that?

 

no, but i tried to poison santa one year

do you believe that?

 

Yeah.

Why am I still awake?

 

Coming from anyone else but you no, but since iv talked to you yes.

What did he do to you to make him deserve to die?