Why is he acting like this?

My friend and I were both talking to each other by ourselves. While he was talking to me, he kept rubbing his chin, touching his neck and lips. He spent most of the time touching his lips with the tip of his fingers while he was talking to me.

Also, as I was heading out to leave, he said, "I hope you enjoy the warm weather, such as yourself." But then he quickly said, "I mean, such as today."

He's married and I'm single. What's going on with him?

 

You are overanalyzing.

 

it sounds like you're friends with a fidgety guy. or maybe got got poison ivy on his face.

 

That was the first time that he has ever done that around me.

 

He wants to bang, obviously

 

He wants to cannibalize you.

 

People sometimes confuse sex and chocolate, rubber dolls, alcohol, and other things to delight the senses.

 

Hahaha
That's fucked up.
And funny.

 

He was imagining her as a sausage the whole time.

 

As one does.

 

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, where's the beef!

 

Fixed

 

Don't be putting gherkins on my burgers.

 

HAHAHA what is a gherkin? !

Hahaha

All I can think is

Jerkin the gherkin

 

Pickles!!

 

My miss is like, they're pickles not gherkins but in any case I don't like them, and gherkin is a better word for something I don't like. So it's a gherkin. And I do not like them. Lol.

 

He's nervous and fidgety about something weighing heavy on his mind. He may be feeling stressed living a double life.

 

All men are like dogs, and will drool heavily from time to time. Young men might as well walk around with a hardon. I babysat for four little boys who were all breast fed and would follow any buxom women around like little ducks.

 

He wants to put his penis in your vagina

 

the ol snake in the bush trick.