For the guys: would you smoke out of this pipe?

Why do people always imagine penises with two big balls at the bottom? I mean, I know you have balls but they're in a sack and there's just one sack. It's not like two big bulges. Am I right?

 

I don't have nut sack, it's just two balls hanging with no protection sooooo I move really carefully slooow

 

You don't know what I would call homophobic

 

There's levels and degrees of homophobia?

 

If that's to me... No.
He's saying he's not what I'd call homophobic.
I'm saying someone who'd care about a bong that looked like a penis is what I'd call phobic of homosexuality.

 

God Dammitt, I resisted opening this thread all weekend, excuse me while I go gouge my eyes out.

 

Quoted for emphasis

 

its divided internally into two sections

if you dont believe me ...try keeping your left nut on the right and the right one on the left for a day

 

there's just one sack, but there's still two bulges in it. just like when a woman wears one t-shirt, but there's still two bumps in the front.

 

Well yeah!

 

Unless, of course it's Jasmine Tridevil wearing the t-shirt. She had a third breast implanted in order to turn off men.

 

someone always wants to attempt the impossible.

 

She kind of shoots herself in the foot with that statement and that photo. Ah well, queer ****.

 

Your balls have two bulges like these pipes... Like with a crevice down the middle and everything... Mine sure don't.

 

I honestly can't answer the OPs question. This is one of those situations where I really can't answer unless presented with the actual choice.

Tentatively...? Yes. Fuck it, same result anyway.

 

same result, you get high and still.. enjoy sucking a cock

 

This is why I cover the camera on my laptop.

See now you can't blackmail me because you already spilled the beans. Amateur, Irms! Amateur!

 

lol

 

I need this bong in my life.

 

well now it just got weird.