My cousin married a fat tuna

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  1. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    I still cant think of a single reason he may have been lured to her



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    Lured. get it, fish...lure
     
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  3. EloiseAtThePlaza

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  5. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    Sometimes you gotta tuna man up
     
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  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    You can tune a piano... but you can't tuna fish.
     
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    Quit Carping and get your fish species correct.

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    Driftrue Banned

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    He probably liked her because she was the life and sole of the party
     
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  13. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Fat Tuner. Surgeon who performs liposuction.
     
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  15. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    minnows is big and so's me dick
     
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  17. McFuddy

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    Fat Tuna
     
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  21. rollingalong

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    fatuna
    Usually used in conjunction with 'fatima'. The word 'fatuna' is of bangladeshi origins and has recently been assimilated into US slang when discussing topics dealing with green eggs, hule hule mudien na, and anything that is exotic and eccentric.
     
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  23. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    You can see the "What the fuck?!" in that gal's eyes. Probably some pa who thought it'd be hilarious. "Come on honey it'll be fun! Do it for your dear ol' dad
     
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    When fishing for a prize catch - I find it depends on how I wiggle and dangle my worm about.
    Tuna or later I'm hoping I'll land a Mermaid ...... (although probably, it'll be a flounder)
     
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  31. Running Horse

    Running Horse A Buddha in hiding from himself

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    Where's the rye bread when you need it?
     
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    lol @ peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich
     
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  37. snowtiggernd

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    It's cuz she's crankbait.....
     
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  39. Irminsul

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    "on the first day, Andy caught me eating a can of Tuna for lunch"
     
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