Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

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  1. Noserider

    Noserider Goofy-Footed Member

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    Damn...woman yapping in my ear distracting me as I'm trying to make a drink. I accidentally poured drink mix meant for a two quart pitcher into a 12oz glass.

    This is gonna be some intense Crystal Light. . .
     
    Noserider, Oct 21, 2018
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  3. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    why cant you just pour all that ack into a 2 quart jug?.....what am I missing?

    I mean other than female logic?
     
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  5. Noserider

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    Well, I did...I was just joking.

    Why you gotta over think everything?
     
    Noserider, Oct 21, 2018
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  7. Tyrsonswood

    Tyrsonswood Senior Moment Lifetime Supporter

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    Male logic
     
    Tyrsonswood, Oct 21, 2018
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  9. Noserider

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    Those are my everyday balloons
     
    Noserider, Oct 21, 2018
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  11. rollingalong

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    you just have to know everything dont you? :)
     
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  15. Born25YearsTooLate

    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    pepperoni/sausage/jalapenos
     
    Born25YearsTooLate, Oct 21, 2018
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    Born25YearsTooLate Hunting the mighty whifflesnark

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    still not as bad as the Picard/Elrond slash floating around.. (shudders)
     
    Born25YearsTooLate, Oct 21, 2018
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  19. eggsprog

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    Feta (unless they count it as two toppings), onion, and red pepper.
     
    eggsprog, Oct 21, 2018
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    Sausage, green peppers, banana peppers
     
    Meliai, Oct 21, 2018
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    its a hot night.. the mind races...you think about your knife..the only friend who hasn't betrayed you...sleep well...in your cotton chambray shirt
     
    rollingalong, Oct 21, 2018
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    upload_2018-10-21_17-53-48.png

    back of the coop done....roof next after the sides
     
    rollingalong, Oct 21, 2018
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    Missy ….lost her head

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    rollingalong, Oct 21, 2018
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  29. Noserider

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    Why don't we tweak the phrase...k-kicking in a skull...and change it to strolling through a dewey meadow
     
    Noserider, Oct 21, 2018
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    A little wine buzzed. Meal preppin'.
     
    YouFreeMe, Oct 21, 2018
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    Wait until I get my Norwegian foredt cat. :)
     
    Irminsul, Oct 21, 2018
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    this Canadian lady is now a doctor....I just love her voice

     
    rollingalong, Oct 21, 2018
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    no slobs this weekend.. cant do the shit stink today. that is fucking fowl. as is a grown man took a shit and its just hanging there. like no thanks.
    had it with my pig too, one her cats dies this week. that mean motherfucker. he was mean cause he had cancer you dumb bitch thinks were going to waste 500$ on a cat are you fucking crazy.. Ill chloroform the fucking thing myself for $3.50 .. 75$ for the vet to say its dead.. FFS!!
     
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  39. pensfan13

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    Stumbled on a dude that says lottery is fixed. Ok fair enough.
    How do you know I would ask.
    Do you know anyone that has won?

    Ok I dont but being the odds are 1 in 200 million...
    They pay those people to hold up those checks.....

    Ok maybe that's true but do you know anyone who was paid to hold up those checks? Didn't think so.

    Mainly because it's one in 200 million.
     
    pensfan13, Oct 21, 2018
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