How do you know when a dirty hippie has a girlfriend?

I thought it was to imply they were drunks

 

Oh. Maybe it is.

Well that answers your original question then. The Irishman is drunk and so misunderstands the situation because two things sound alike.

 

LOL You just convinced me

 

Ok, I apologize to all the Irish people we dont have here

And all the volvo drivers

 

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Hippies screw in sleeping bags, not light bulbs.

C/S,
Rev J

 

Time once again to recycle the hippie jokes.

Why did the hippie cross the road?

Someone told him not to.

or

Who else would follow a chicken around?

 

Why did a bunch of hippies line up outside the Avis in Shanghai?

They were offering 3 days flee lentil

 

Arthur Fawksakes! (pronounce with scottish accent)

 

I thought cause Irish are drunk is the jokes lol.
Can you really argue but? I mean they were probably told during the colonisation periods and well, Irish were known to be paid and would take alcohol as pay over money, especially in American mid West expansion and also that channel of water they dig out. Didn't want money, wanted alcohol.

 

Say it in scottish like Sean Connery, it would be "Ohh Missus Shippae"

In Irish it would be "Naw hoo ya callen daft yoo fookin coont"

 

Now everyone mentions it, drunk makes more sense.

 

How do you know when a dirty hippie has a girlfriend?

6-eyed shaman gets jealous.

 

Bahahahaha ha!

Didn't think you had it in you

 

Has pubic hairs on his tongue, because real hippy chicks don’t shave

Girlfriend’s house is littered with receipts for Syphilis, Hepatitis A, and Genital Herpes treatment

 

Damn

 

He stops posting on Hip Forums.

 

aww i always thought he was alright

 

^same

Oh we're all just a lil excited about Ged being so salty

 

Why are hippies like bears?

They hug, eat honey and shit in the woods!

 

What do you call a clean cut hippie?

Defendant.

C/S,
Rev J