What's Happening???

More than likely.
Aim to replace eventually but I think it'll get me by for now.
Soil not too tough in this part of Marana and I'm only looking to dig in 3-4" for an irrigation line to the future garden area and over by the Mesquites & Mex. Birds of paradise.
I love the place I landed here, it's like a medicine chest in my front yard. Theres even a berm the locals put up across the street as an impromptu shooting range (As long as the Sheriff isn't around, but I hear he just shags people home)

 

0o0o0o a deadwood movie. I might have to actually watch the series.

 

I bought 3 tubs of gut rite. 1x tub to right my gut in 10 day challenge and 2x tubs for every day consumptions. If this does not work, I will consider seeing a nutritionist.

 

I used to laugh at this skit years and years ago and it just dawned on me as I went to wake the miss up. I decided to do the skit.

So this guy is sleeping in bed and a voice comes in the room, no one is there it's just audible.
Are you tired? Are you tired? (man is now restless sleeping) HEY! I'M TALKING TO YOU! (man wake up)
Are you tired? (Man nods head "yes")
Well then, you need.. Sleep..
"Ahh FUCK OFF" he says.



I didn't get told to fuck off, I just got stared through.

 

Had lunch with the bastards I'm here to see. I wish it were with a different group of people, but I couldn't decline.

Drinking and eating has become my favourite fucking thing... When I was in Chengdu I was eating hot pot while guzzling down beer and baiju and never felt better. Then you whip out an orange flavoured "double burst" cigarette and float away like an angel.

The people here took me to some shit restaurant inside of a mall and we picked the food from a buffet (actually, someone serves it to you). Fortunately, one of the only Chinese words I know is "this". So you can just point and say "jigga". (it's really actually "zhege" with an accent somewhere, but I forget how to write it... Sounds like "jigga" though when they speak fast.)

No word of a lie, the word for "that" is "negha". When they say it fast, it sounds like "nigga". When I first came here I asked a friend "What the fuck does "nigga" mean?". He laughs and says, "It means "that"... Not what you were thinking..."

So: jigga = this, nigga = that.

You can say: zhege shabi ting bu dong (jigga shaw-bee ting boo dong) which means "This idiot doesn't know what they're talking about".

EDIT: I can't believe I forgot to mention this.

China fucking runs Mongolia. If you can't speak Mongolian, Chinese is your next best shot. There are even some advertisements in Chinese (if it's a Chinese company, the ad is in both languages... Mongolian shit is just in Mongolian, though)

Ulaanbaatar is probably the only "international" place in the whole country, so China must have taken a liking to it and invested big time. Same kind of apartment buildings, shopping malls, and all of that kind of stuff. Even Chinese cars and electric appliances.

 

nigga wat

 

i've been brushing up on my mandarin chinese lately.

 

Can I get spwing wolls with my fwy rye


I'm not sure if I'm as keen to learn to speak Cantonese as I am to be able to read the language. I think it's heaps cool the written way.

 

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Well a couple of weeks ago I ordered some sesame chicken over pork fried rice at the mandarin restaurant – does that count?

 

I'm going to learn this one and insult people without them knowing. It's going to be one of those inside jokes I have with myself.

 

No, but I like how you said "over"

 

George likes spicy kung pao

 

You're gettin a little vein there

 

No soup for you

 

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lol...............

 

Who are other classic characters on seinfeld? Jimmy? Babu?

 

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Newman of course, George Steinbrenner, and then of course there’s Jackie Chiles (who acts and looks like Johnny Cochran) ...lol...

 

I didn't tell you to put the balm on!