Am I Weird For...

No I can believe that so - not that weird

Am I weird for wanting to see a (living) dinosaur?

 

I charge $39.95, but posing nude for photographs I charge extra.

 

the bloke I visit at the sanatorium,although I don't know him,has the cheek to call ME weird,just because I stuff live goats!

 

Now that is weird (but ..... whatever your sexual preference is Puggy)

Am I weird for having two Alarm clock (Radio and Phone) systems in my bedroom?

 

Yes. [well,you DID ask] But after all,neither one works-ergo,you're a weirdo.

Is ANYONE other than Wolfnipple Chips or myself ever gonna post on here again???

 

This is obviously the place for Weirdos

- Am I weird for believing this?

 

my faith that weirdness is a GOOD thing?

 

Yes -

Am I weird for expecting Tomorrow will be better than today?

 

No. But you might be disappointed if it's not.

Am I weird for binging the same show twice in a row before I'll watch something new?

 

Err....not certain you qualify...we'll have to speak with your therapist.

Am I weird for not setting out to be weird,but ending up weird anyway???
[anyone want a suck on this dead fox that I found?]

 

Your weird pugs.. the dead fox, go find another and you got new slippers..

Am I weird for not remembering where I got that from?

 

No but you are definitely weird for being in here! Just like the rest of us!

Am I weird for wanting the dishwasher loaded a certain way?

 

Yup. Just be grateful they don't use homing pigeons...all that shit on your shoulders isn't a good look.

Am I weird for letting morrow use me as her sex toy?

 

(One hopes you have plenty of stamina Puggy)

Am I weird for wondering why Sorcery can be Black or White, whereas the flavour of Sauce-ery can be Red or Brown?

 

Personally my love for the dark arts is magnificent but to be able to dip an egg in brown sauce is amazing!!!

Is it weird I crave the smell of bleach???

 

Bleach can be addictive - although its use can at least see one ;clean up

Am I weird for continuing to watch re-runs of Game of Thrones?

 

i may be crazy. that is one of the infinite things i might be.

but why do people want to destroy,
all of the infinite beautiful gods,
who are not a mirror image
of themselves?

 

Hmm...

Am I weird for drinking iced coffee all winter?

 

No

Am I weird or do most people not know how this game is played.

 

Am I weird for not knowing the definition of weird?