Am I Weird For...

Exactly

Am I weird for being hungry but too lazy to get up and make something?

 

you always have your fingernails - to hand

Am I weird for wanting fresh flowers to brighten my day?

 

Being brain damaged since I was three, I have no sense of smell. Am I weird for stopping to smell the flowers anyway?

 

No - we all have the aspirations of achievement

Am I weird for talking to the shadows that dwell within my home - alone?

 

I talk to shadows with my eyes closed.

 

Yes I do that too but mine are eyes open - I used to be a feared, but now I see them as spirits of comfort

 

Am I weird because I understand what Wolf Angel is describing?

 

Yes - But it's OK - the more the merrier (say the voices in my head)
Am I weird for wanting to have a bath at 14:47 on a Saturday afternoon (UK Time) ?

 

14.47,eh? Ah,yes...'Weirdest Time for a Bath EVER to be chosen'...that's what it says in my "Is it weird to' book,Wolfie.

Is it weird to have an 'Is it weird to' signed 1st edition???

 

No - Because then the culprit can always be traced ..... in some cases to apportion blame Puggy

Is it weird to look at my bookcase and wonder if it's time to recycle and renew the contents thereof?

 

Nahhhh,mate...I do that all the time,bro! I have collections,such as Terry Pratchett,Doulas Adams,so forth-but other books,they just cummzan-goze,bruv.

Is it weird that my mobile 'phone is older than BOTH my teenage nieces?

 

.....is it weird that nobody can be arsed to post on this thread?