Im goint to get...

a coffee.... who wants one and how do you take it?!!!

 

heavy cream and splenda, please.

 

I just made a fresh pot of regular coffee...none of that flavored junk for me.

 

yeah, i can't stand the flavored stuff. i'll occasionally put a spoonful of the hazelnut coffee in with my classic roast coffee, but that's pretty much it.

 

injected in the rear please

 

yes. black and strong please.

 

Sugar and extra cream please

 

Twin Peaks Dale Cooper-style, please!

 

Im a coffee getter not a mind reader!!! What is that?

 

I just remember that it was black and probably strong... I don't remember the exact details but... Aggh, stupid me trying to be funny just to make a fool out of myself! I'll do some research on it and I'll be back with an answer...

 

That sounds good... You want me to go get it but you have no idea what it is either... Silly boy!

 

These quotes from the TV series "Twin Peaks" maybe holds the answer:

Pete: And how do you take your coffee, Agent Cooper?
Cooper: Black as midnight on a moonless night.
Pete: Pret-ty black.

 

Okay ill bring you back a cup of coffee tar... that should be black enough!

 

Well, no thanks, got my own supply, ya know... It's probably cold by the time it reaches my place. But I think I'll go and make myself a cup of coffee right away! Peace