Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

couldnt get a clear shot...I will try again ….tomorrow with the .22

 

@rollingalong...KITTIES!!!! Where in the world did you get new born kitties? <3

 

dog is soaking wet .....

 

haha lynn I love you ...you're so funny and genuine and the best bit predictable ....born a couple days ago at divorcees house...…..had them under her kitchen table but now are upstairs away from the dogs safe in her bedroom....

only time she wants to drag me to her bedroom is to see the damned kittens

I promise I will get some clear pictures for you

 

I think your camera is on acid, man....

 

black motor cop from this area he dont fool around there are a few schools here . he lives in the area and will bite you woop woop..
yeah I listen to bible shit on the radio because thats how i roll with jesus motherfuckers..

 

Yeah one of the things I've found myself saying a bit lately is:

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL...

Tomorrow I "get" (have to) go to the grocery store, Walmart, and Family Dollar...unless Jesus wants to take me somewhere else...like where to go to get everything to get rid of these FLEAS.

 

Would you like to make some fuck
BEAR-ZEAR-KER!

 

that first kitty has great colors, i want to snuggle it.
going to my dads tomorrow. hes having a hard time telling reality from dreamstate. its probably not going to be very much longer. im a mess. hubby stocked up on easy freezer foods today.
i just need to make it through one day at a time.

 

Well I'm doing shots of whiskey
I'm smoking all the time
I'm gettin fucked up every God damn night
Everybody's doing cocaine
And starting up some fights
And I'm living fast and hard
And I am living young
With my fists of pride
Living fast and lonely
Doing what I do
And I'm spitting in your face
Cause I'm dominating you
Living hard and doing time
Cause I don't give a fuck
And I been deep down
And thrown around
Now friend you're outta luck

Yeah I punch fat fuck
Just to get me along
AND TO GET ME STONED
punch fat fuck!

 

I have no idea what punch fat fuck is meant to mean other than punching someone who's fat.

Well I'm always fucking drinkin
Drinking myself blind
Drinking my own blood
Cause I'm above the human kind
Don't give a fuck
And I'm always fucking mad
And don't ever think about putting me
In your God damn rehab
My blood is like a poison
Always raping you
Its gonna make you see a side
That you never fucken knew
Doin what I'm doing
And I'm always fucking harsh
And I doin dope
Smoking smoke!
Sometimes I gotta steal me a car

Cause I punch fat fuck!

 

One of my friends had a baby.

They're calling him..

Jesse..

That's my name! Everybody always seems to steal my names *cough*SISTER*cough*

I'm just gonna have to have a baby and claim the next good name lol.

 

I learn something new this morning. Don't drive slow in 4H in the truck lol. It was raining and someone told me 4H is good because you get more traction so I try and the front wheels didn't grip very well but I couldn't spin the rear wheels even when I try so that was good but when I got home come up driveway curb the truck like didn't want to go properly and I learn now that it was because in 4H the front and rear diffs don't align, so what I felt was them working against each other.

I will know for next time.

 

I just found out when they were filming the battle scenes in LOTR, they couldnt find enough men who were skilled at riding horses so they hired a bunch of women and dressed them as men
Women and their horsies, i tell ya

 

4L is for driving slow and heavy....4H is for driving faster ....


I cant drive 4L past about 40k

 

Yeah 4L blows. I'm never going slow enough.

 

what is LOTR?

other than the rude ones I can figure out

 

Lord of the Rings

 

bono and the edge walked into a bar and the bartender says ''not you two again''

 

its mudders day weekend.. where can I send the mudder.