A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sat down, a man came down and asked the man if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he said, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible", said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl , the biggest sport event in the world, and not use it ?" Somberly, the man said, "Well... the seat actually belongs to me. I was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we have not been at together since we got married in 1967." "Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shook his head, "No. They're all at her funeral." --------------------------------- Peace and laughter for all.
you guys are fucking cunts...unless your both one person, which is probable....so, in that case, you are a ****.... Funny joke, Earthwalker, but, as far as I'm concerned...the superbowl is a joke.
