Words from a 5 year old

oh my gosh. that's so sweet. lol.

 

When I was in kindergarten/preschool there were twins in my class (boys).. I was totally in love with them and when we had to sit down in a circle for the morning talk I always made sure I was sitting in between them on hand on each knee.. untill the teacher put a stop to that and made me sit somewhere else.. hehe.. I guess I was into guys pretttty early Wasn't anything sexual though, we were only 5 years old or sth.. I just was totally obsessed.. teehee

 

I was a sleepaway camp counselor in the summer after my junior year at college.


I had these two campers, John and Tommy, who were really funny, good kids, and my "right-hand men" in our cabin. (In other words, I favored them, kinda.)

One day, they came to dinner after having had arts-and-crafts, during which they made tie-dyed shirts. (The other counselors and I had dropped them off with the A&C girls.)

So John is sitting on my right at the dinner table, and he's showing off his hand, which is dyed red all the way to the wrist.

I put on a deadpan, serious look (which is hard for me, I can never keep a straight face!), and I said: "John! You didn't put your hands in the dye, did you?!"

He's like, yeah, so?

I said: "John... that stuff doesn't come OFF!"

He paused, then looked at me and gave me a "yeah, right, sure" kind of blowoff, but I kept looking at him all grave.

"John, really, I have a friend at college who did that and he still has his hand dyed and it's been years!"

I don't know what happened next, but I continued about eating my dinner. After a little while, I looked over and noticed John was bent over the table and was crying his eyes out!!

I had to console him, then. Oh, and apologize, I think.


Then, Tommy, my other bud, one day decided to tell me at dinner that he had really cool eyes. (Well, he kinda did: they were bright blue, and he was a good looking kid.) So I stared at his eyes, like I was deciding something, then looked his face over... and then I said, all serious, "Yeah... but you have some funny-ass ears!"

It was kinda funny how that settled him right down, ego-wise, about his eyes. Mind you, it wasn't true at all, or based on anything for real about his ears. I just thought it was funny to say it to him.

-Jeffrey

 

you devil you


i was babysitting and it was before the parents had left, i was sitting on the couch and the kids were eating at the little table right in front of me, and the dad comes in and the boy's only wearing underwear, and the dad's like "aren't you cold?"


and the boy says


D)



no, im a vegetarian







it was too great

 

When I let my son know that a friend's plane might not be coming because of the snowstorm, my son started to think. He then said well, we need to put a snowpants on the plane then. He was 4 at the time and I just burst into laughter. He was soooo cute and thoughtful.

 

that hand one is funny, but that ears thing is kinda fucked up.