You know you are a Pothead when..

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by Autentique, Feb 5, 2005.

  1. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    You think the song "Truckin'" by the Grateful Dead should replace the national anthem.

    Your music collection is worth more than your vehicle.

    Your bong is taller than your dog.

    It takes you more than 30 minutes to roll a joint.

    You set your wedding date for 4/20.

    You take off April 20th every year and treat it as a holiday.

    You spent your last bit of money to score some herbs and don't have enough gas money to get home but you don't care.

    You start every sentence with - uhhh!.

    You intentionally roll seeds in your joints on independence day so you can hear the popping because you don't have money to buy fireworks.

    You eat at Taco Bell more than 8 times a week.

    You wear sunglasses at night, and see better.

    You go to the corner store and the clerk automatically tosses a pack of rolling papers on the counter.

    Your pot tray is fuller than your refrigerator.

    Your bong gets washed more than your dishes.

    You sell your car for gas money

    You are the only tobacco smoker in the room and you look at the cigarette in the ashtray and ask, "Is that my cigarette?"

    You're eating something on your way home thinking about what you're gonna eat when you get home!

    Every cylinderical object you see, turns into plans on a new smoking device....

    Just to be religous, you observe 4:20 in every time zone.

    Someone has ever come up to you on the street and said "Hi" and you said "Yep."

    You thought the ebola virus was a type of weed.

    You think being stoned to death would be a damn good way to go out.

    You have ever smoked pot before 8 o'clock in the morning.

    You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other pothead friends.
     
  2. Darius

    Darius Member

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    you know your a stoner when...

    When you eat cereal you make sure theres no people in your milk because you thought honey i shrunk the kids was based on a true story.
     
  3. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    you know your a stoner when...
    you smoke lots of pot.
     
  4. TheJolta

    TheJolta Member

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    ... you realize JEFF FOXWORTHY SUCKS!
     
  5. Mui

    Mui Senior Member

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    Agree

    You might be a redneck if yer a freakin dumbass!
     
  6. jimi420

    jimi420 Member

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    MUi where in MN do u live? just curious im not a psyco.

    you know your a pot head when you can't remember if your stoned or not.
     
  7. TheJolta

    TheJolta Member

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    PSYCHO!!!!
     
  8. mboz

    mboz Member

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    god we already had a thread like this..not to long ago either...and it was a very popular thread , go look back a few pages then add some to the already existing one
     
  9. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    sorry i didnt know..
     
  10. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    You know you're a stoner when you forget we already have a thread like this, over 200 posts long...
     
  11. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    ^agreed
     
  12. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    He's funny as hell! All the potheads I know like him 'cept some of the ghetto-ass niggas
     
  13. Jointman69

    Jointman69 High Nigga Pie

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    ^the only one of those guys i like is Ron white, the rest are untalented. i know you were hoping the steelers would make it to the bowl right?? i was hoping that too....stupid patriots...
     
  14. LivingLegends

    LivingLegends Senior Member

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  15. Spastic_Monkey

    Spastic_Monkey Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    You know you're a pothead when...you make thread titled "You know you're a pothead when..." even though there's already a "You knwo you're a stoner when..." thread
     
  16. StonerBill

    StonerBill Learn

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