Posers

anyone ever smoked up with one? they are annoying as hell.

i hate these poser new age hippies (some of them are real, the cool ones) that preach non violence and then try and picka fight when u call them on hogging the weed.
a good example is my ex girlfriend...
her first time was toking up with budman420 and myself in my backyard. we got her high as shit and she handled it great. well she started toking up with some friends of her moms and shed always tell me how dank of buds they got and how they smoke constantly and how she knew so much about weed now. when i got there their bud was shitty as hell except for once(when i shelled out the money to go for the higher grade stuff), they smoked a bowl between all of us of shit weed about every 5 HOURS, and she couldnt tell an 8th from an asscrack. i left her a quarter of weed when i flew home and i never used the words quarter ounce to her i jsut said quarter. when i got home and a couple days later i asked her how much she had left she was like oh out of the stuff you gave me i have about half an ounce left.

 

Impressivly funny story. hahahhaha the about half an ounze part was funny, but thats how people will be, they may not be expeirienced, who knows if she even smokes that much weed? or if she is gonna be smoking weed in a lil while.

Thats how it is with beginners/old time idiots.

Jus ignore it.

 

I used to be like that when I was like 11. Now at 16 I'm a professional.

 

yeah, I hate when people like that try to explain something about weed to ME, as if I don't alredy know. Usually they are wrong, so I correct them and then they get all defensive and further argure their wrong point of view. I also hate when they volcano the bowl. Just last weekend this guy was like "what you don't smoke stems?"

 

lol

man, i remember getting some really crystalized shit with a friend of mine and we smoked an a quarter of that shit between about 4 or 5 of us and we were blitzed out of our fucking skulls. i totally thought it was a genius idea when my friend said we should smoke the bag cuz it still had tons of crystals in it. gave me a fucking great headrush too

 

I'm not a poser but I hate how some people take the holier than thou approach. Just chill and smoke...who cares about anything else, people make mistakes. let it go, or explain nicely and move on. Who really cares.

 

its not a holier then thou approach, she claimed to be an expert on weed and she was clearly lying her ass off. posers= liars and can you say liars are good people to chill and smoke with? nope.


the other types of people i ahte are ones that pinch the bag. ESPECIALLY IF ITS MY BAG, all theyd have to do is ask and ill gladly pony up some for them to have an ightcap or whatever but fuck i hate those little pricks who steal buds.

 

when i started smoking a few years ago, this group of kids at school use to make fun of me and call me stupid and say i was ruining my life. now its a few years later, and the same kids are so-called 'stoners' and weed is all they talk about. they talk as if they invented the f'ing plant. its to the point that you can't even have a coherent conversation with them without being bombarded by stupid 'facts' they know or other comments prooving how coool they are. kids these days!!!

 

I'm not responding to her. I know his gf was a poser and thats not cool. I don't chill with those types of people. I was just saying another type of people I do not like that are just as bad as posers. Yeah?

 

i see, my mistake

 

haha i dont know anyone who pretends to be a hippy and then gets violent. I actually dont think i know anyone who pretends to be a hippy, im like the only 'hippy' i know

but i do hate it especially when people go 'what? eww' or 'man your way of smokin is so lame' or 'you dont do [asdsa] wtf???'

meh i dont care. too many people follow weed folklore

haha my friends made up a drug and this poser dude was all like 'yeh man ive taken that'

 

lol... i remember the days of being young and dumb... not knowing how big somethin should look.. but now i've got an eagle eye... i can break anything up just by eye and it'll be the right size.... i can do it with cola too... i've been able to cut an 8ball.. and then seperate it into dead on 1/2g and Gs, cuz once i went over to one of my dealers and i was like, hey i got some cola i need to get rid of.. and hes like well let me see it, and i go ok, and he looks and he was like well they look short, i was like well i didnt have a scale so i eyed them, and he pulled out his digi, and i popped them on there one by one and each one was on point... so on point it suprised me lol... not that i do cola.. i've just come across it a couple times in trade.. and i get rid of it to someone else soon after

 

i know a bunch of people who act like hippies.
in fact its funny this was brought up. she asked me if i liked her new clothes she got ( they were hippish ) and i told her upfront i wouldnt wear them. by saying that i figured it wasnt being mean about it. but she knows nothing of what a hippie is. neither do i. and i dont think any teenager from oswego new york would.

 

he he funny shit man

 

lmao i can totally see that happening!

 

I hate posers so much not that im an expert on weed or anything but the kids who lie so fucking much i sold some to a kid who said he had a million hookups and could get a ounce for 25 and i was like ok then u dont need me and he SERIOUSLY almost started to cry then i sold him 2 buds for 30 dollars.

 

i cant stand the people whose mission is to get 'completely fucked'. dont get me wrong, i love to get blazed as much as the next guy, but when i smoke i want to enjoy it, i want to savour the taste, i want to see if its been rolled well. i want to feel the high coming on and relish the wave of happiness that rolls over my brain when im having those first few tokes.

good bud is like good food or a fine wine, someone somewhere has put time and effort into planting it, growing it and curing it just so i can get high, and i want to enjoy it as much as they enjoyed growing the plant.

what i hate is when people dont know or respect that, and play smoking games to get themselves 'fucked' more quickly. or 'two toke pass', where everyone only has the two tokes and then passes it, lol god damn i wanna savour my bud slowly!!

anyway that was probably a bit of topic but this thread made me think of it

 

exactly

 

ive got a cousin who likes to blow smoke all the time (hes going into 8th grade) one time he said he was at his friends house and there were "10 pound bags of pot all over the place". he also claims to have a higher tolerance than me and thinks he can whoop his mom's boyfriend's ass. one time me and my friend had him convinced that i had assault rifles and shit under the floor boards in my attic. that same night i took powdered sugar and salt and a little water and made little crack rocks and said we were gonna smoke crack and he believed every word of it! he was all "okay, ill take one hit". ohh man what a dumb shit.

 

Aha, I have a friend whos pretty good with pot, hes smoked for two years now and knows alot of the general facts about weed, and isn't a dumbass about it. The problem is, he has no idea how much weed amounts to certain waights. Grams, 8ths, 4ths, halfs, ounces, pounds, he has no idea how much weed they actually are. I could call an 8th the size of my foot and he would believe me, I'm almost sad he doesn't deal, I could rip him off so bad.

I'm not even sure if he has any depth preception, he is half-blind in one eye.