Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

I have azaleas lining the front of my house, they're beautiful in bloom.

 

My friends invited me out trick or treating. We're all going to wear costumes. I am too grown up now to go to the door and ask for candy. People are too mean. They expect you to be a grown up, and they get mad at you when you ask for candy. You think it's all right, but behind closed doors they're all, "A grown man just came to my door asking for candy. Grow up, loser." That's the way people really are, I think. Oh well, at least I get to dress up and be with my friends.

 

Even if something bad happens, you’re stronger than you know.

 

I practice a sort of reverse magical thinking
It's pretty unhealthy, I've done it ever since my dad died when I was 8
Magical thinking is when you think you can make something happen just by thinking about it
But I do the opposite of that. I dont think my thoughts can make something happen, and I feel like if I think about something it actually wont happen, because what are the chances of that? So I run through bad scenario after bad scenario. and that has been my brain since I was 8

 

I invited alot of fear into my life.
4 years of fear of losing Misty.

Now my montra is: What I fear I attract. So fuck fear.... bring fear on.... I dare you to come after me.....

17 months since her passing ....so far so good.... just positive juju... no fears

 

Im using the same logic to legalization.. Im say no to legalization. troll public officials that want to legalize..

 

When I read about the bank situation. The first thing I thought of was have management put a sign outside the bank that reads.

"We back the badge"
"We're all packing heat"
"We dare you to rob this bank"

 

Faelixx.... Thank you for all those words.

 

I just texted my daughter and the return text was I'm in Finland I guess Dad is the last to know as usual

 

^ O....where is that ?

 

Pittsburgh..

 

That's a pretty view

 

We may get our first snow by Halloween. I ain't ready for it.

 

Photo taken by David Dicello from the park in mt Washington this evening..

 

Winter will be warm here with rain. Fml..

 

I didn't know Pitt could be pretty.

 

Camera technology. Its still pretty lit up. Many a night tripping on the river bank watching the lights downtown.

 

I found a website
I write like
And you put in a little writing sample and it tells you which famous author you resemble stylistically

But I kind of feel like I'm onto something with this little passage I just wrote on the fly, i might expand on it

I have been fucked by lady luck. Goddamnit, where can I pass the buck? To the left? To the right? In my neighbor's garbage can? Can I put it in a rocket and send it into space? Can I fuck lady luck back? Smoke a cigarette afterwards and then tell her to go straight to hell.

Here's the website if anyone wants to try it. I got some detective writer...Raymond Chandler?
I Write Like
Stick a hipforums post in there if you dont feel like writing anything new

 

I write like Cory Doctorow.
About Cory Doctorow

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Cory Efram Doctorow (born July 17, 1971) is a Canadian-British blogger, journalist, and science fiction author who serves as co-editor of the weblog Boing Boing. He is an activist in favour of liberalising copyright laws and a proponent of the Creative Commons organization, using some of their licences for his books. Some common themes of his work include digital rights management, file sharing, and "post-scarcity" economics.