Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Banana punch

 

Odd.... It looks like pot to me.

 

burn it down

 

Have you tried dancing in something other than high heels?

 

Dancing in something else other than high heels omg what's the point!

 

Yeehaw! Won 1,132.00 on the Melbourne cup.

 

Am I pulling this off, yay/nay?
They looked really good on the cover girls legs... Damn tall Polish woman!

 

Just wait darlin' - you have a few decades to go, you're just a young thing and the pains you're suffering now will recover. When you ache all over after you get out of bed and those pains don't subside during the course of the day, then you have cause to complain and can legitimately say you're aging !!!

 

Too little information to go on darlin' - we need to the 'whole' you and a front view !!!

 

No I only care about the stripes which belong on the back.

 

I just had my most successful mushroom hunt of the year : )

 

there's some DMT in the fridge. it's getting old now. i wanted fisherman to try it because he hasn't before, but if he doesn't soon, i will steal it.

Irminsul, yay, says mey.

 

Woke up in the night because my wrist and hand were so sore. On fire this morning, ugh. I haven't had this in a while, I've been lucky that my meds have been working.

 

Waiting for 9am for @Project_Veritas to break the internet with Jeffrey Epstein didnt kill himself...

 

U.S. parks officials are monitoring a century-old grounded barge that briefly broke loose during a storm last week in the river just above Niagara Falls.

The rusty iron scow had been stuck since 1918 on rocks in the upper rapids above the Horseshoe Falls on the Canadian side.

 

Off with the hose, I'm gonna go catch some Z's.

I got champions of champions pool tomorrow. I also made the state team as a reserve player.

Here's a few long pots. Now I ruin the 3rd ball when I sank the 2nd ball but you see where the 8 ball is on the right, well the pockets right there, so I tried to sink the 3rd ball in a way I've only read in theory, to knock the red into the top rail, back on the cue ball at the right angle to sink the red in the centre pocket. I fell just a few inches short. I don't know why I went with top spin on the 2nd ball, it's like I changed my mind on the last feather. But the first ball was on point! And I love the back spin to kind of stun it off the cushion to line up the Leftest red, had I played that next shot. And it just sounds nice. Like a sniper. Crack. Bang. Thud. Down.

This is what I call power potting, just slam em on in there.

 

Cool, I didn't know about that at all. My parents now live maybe 30 - 40 minutes from the falls.

 

If that had been on the American side some yahoos would have scrapped it out long ago....

 

mel i love that photo of your kid and two others on Halloween. I saved it, if that's okay.
It looks kind of old, like vintage or something. i don't know why. It's just brilliant. The movement in the middle kids foot. It looks like it should be on a greetings card or something. I keep looking at it. It's going to inspire something eventually. I don't know what, but something.

 

something, something, something...