Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

Omg crisis for my iracing all star race, I just renewed my account for 2 years and they took my iracing credits away from me to pay for it so my servers never went up. It's okay I was just 20mins later than usual I adjust times so it will run on time. Crises diverted.

 

weird night time panic attack.. when there is nothing there. mind totally blank...

The "would Mr Clinton Kilepstein please go to the grocery entrance".. trolling at walmart.. that was some funny shit..

 

We're going doooown dooown!
I love that song.
I'm in Singapore about to fly to Sydney so ATTENTION ALL AUSSIES I shall expect to see you all waving .

 

FIXED.......



Cheers Glen.

 

YOU WILL WAVE AT EVERY PLANE

 

Sorry in advance I'm sleep deprived.

 

I watched The Art of Racing in the Rain.
All dog lovers should watch. It's a golden retriever.
The book was much better and had a more complex storyline but the lead guy in the film is hot and the end made me cry. I cry pretty fucking easily at heartstringtuggy films though.

 

Finished 6th in the 2019 All-Star race. could have come 3rd or 4th but leader got spun last lap, last turn and I ended up in the wall. so 6/20 All-Stars. I'll take it, I deserved better but a race like that, that means nothing but bragging rights, bound to have things happen.

 

Is it this guy?



I dont normally get celebrity crushes but this is my man. One of the sexiest men alive right there
And ihmyquwueuurrufndn, in a dog movie with a cute golden retriever? Be still my heart

 

What is the Singapore airport like? Is it clean? I expect that it would be spotless and really nice with Starbucks all over the place

 

I cannot put up a dog warning sign because of my dog attack somebody I am legally admitting that he is dangerous whereas if you attack somebody without a sign I can plead that is out of character

 

I'm pretty sure the same story gets told in every country about the beware of dog sign. We don't have any signs, we only have gate at the side of our house to really come through but I've heard the boy charge into it when the gas meter man comes because the meter is right near the gate lol.

 

Yes a couple of times I have had to drive down to the post office because the postman will not pull into my driveway because he is afraid of the dog

 

mailsissy ... not mailman.

 

Giant, inflatable ‘Ralphie’ on display outside ‘A Christmas Story’ house

 

Drat.
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Giant, inflatable `Ralphie` on display outside `A Christmas Story` house

 

Thanks Orison now got it on Chrome. Ralphie is certainly in the pink

 

the mountains between us.. That was pretty good.. but man,, I was pissed the fuck off when dude didnt try and get the plane to leave off. all he had to do was jump in the seat and pull up. But the point was to crash the plane. The whole time I thinking yeah eat the dog. oh the next scene that dog is going on the fire. But the dog made it. They shouldve had enough mountain lion meat to last a while. And where the hell did the cat come from on that mountain anyway..