Stoned Festivus For The Rest of Us

smoking been banned since I was in the army the first time and I was 17, thats 1987 .. in fact that is the time they began to implement it in basic training. like any institution there are ways to get tobacco. but your not going to want that anyways. besides so many other wonderful things in the military to give you cancer. why bother with baby cancer. go big..

 

Sell her!

 

It does feel like October.. gonna need a deep freeze tho, or insect issues will be high come spring. Seeing insect now and its 35F but the sun is hitting the house warming siding..

 

The reason why we're not allowed into the forbidden barn is because there is no intergalactic spaceship! He's taken all of our money just so he can build.. One hell of a spaceship!

 

Saudis pay double

 

Remind me of the Anthony jeselnik joke about how he has a child in Africa that he feeds for fifty cents a day and that is nothing compared to how much it cost to send him there

 

Blue skies and above zero today heading into the city to get my first oil change and I think I have to buy a gas cap fuck me or they are expensive thirty bucks

 

Woohoo my sister is coming to see me

 

I like the look Charlie Watts gives. "Oh Mick is being eccentric again"..
Mick movements are a great exercise routine tho.

 

sunday smoking Mel?..

 

Does CBD count? Lol. Just having a lazy Sunday morning listening to music

 

Having a lazy morning with this sweet kitty!

 

thank me later.

 

I have a pair of Timberland leather Engineers boots cuz I wear last night I took the insoles out on the line over the wood stove put the boots down in front to dry and

this morning like a big huge dope I put the boots back on and went out and was in the city when I realized we f****** boots feel huge what the hell is going on

and it took me a little bit but then I remembered oh yeah f****** insoles are at home and that is why my shoes are huge and my feet are now freezing and wet :-(

 

Nice surf

 

I heard a blurb on the radio about however as you get older the magic of Christmas Is Lost and that the reason it's because people get stuck in Tradition and try to make every Christmas traditional and they end up not being able to expect anything new or exciting because it's all old s***


Children are unaware of year-to-year similarities in Christmas until they get older which is when the magic goes away so just me I am not feeling very magical and they say to change it up and you will start feeling magical again so this year I'm going to change it up somehow