Who here like Metal? I started to get into it a lot recently, and I fit the profile I guess. Megadeth, Black Label Society, Pantera, Slayer, Judas Priest..all good bands.
heh metallica's ok but yeah definitely maiden and sabbath and priest and SLAYER are fantastic. if you can you should check out GWAR...it's just what I'm listening to right now.
I'm mostly, as you will all know by now as I'm rather zealous concerning my musical tastes, into black metal and doom metal. Some of my favourite bands are: BLACK METAL Marduk Summoning Naglfar Immortal Darkthrone (second, third and fourth album exclusively) Taake Enthroned older Dimmu Borgir DOOM METAL My Dying Bride (obviously) Lacrimas Profundere Mourning Beloveth Shape of Despair Morgion The Prophecy DEATH METAL Vader God Dethroned newer Behemoth Incantation HEAVY METAL Metallica Iced Earth Iron Maiden etcetera... If you have soulseek, add me to your list, my username is Futureemperorofhipness and I have lots and lots of good stuff.
I know that now you all are going to hate me...although im not the author of this text: *****Metal definition***** *BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess. *DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves. *DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well. *HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess.
haha... great. As for myself, I would spare the life of the princess, maybe spare her virginity too...
actually there's more to that list: This is the situation: There is a beautiful princess trapped in a castleguarded by a dragon. Here is the end of the story with different kind of metalheads as knights. >> > * POWER METAL >> > The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest. >> > >> > * THRASH METAL >> > The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her. >> > >> > * HEAVY METAL >> > The protagonist arrives on a harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess. >> > >> > FOLK METAL >> > The protagonist arrives with some friends playing acordions, >> > violins,flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (because of all the dancing). Then all leave........ without the princess. >> > >> > * VIKING METAL >> > The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving. >> > >> > * DEATH METAL >> > The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, thenleaves. >> > >> > * BLACK METAL >> > The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the >> > castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. >> > Then he impales the princess next to the dragon. >> > >> > * GORE METAL >> > The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle,fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. >> > >> > * DOOM METAL >> > The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That's the end of the sad story. >> > >> > * PROGRESSIVE METAL >> > The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 >> > minutes.The dragon killsn himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the 'HEAVY METAL' protagonist. >> > >> > * GLAM METAL >> > The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess' make up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink colour. >> > >> > * NU METAL >> > The protagonist arrives in a run down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire. How would an emo kid react?
*GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 mintues and then leaves... *POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest. *TRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and fucks her....... easy and quick. *FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess. *VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the castle and burns the place before he leaves. *GORE METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time. *PROGRESIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist. *GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color. *INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes an obscene gestures towards dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.
I love metal - mainly european goth metal at the moment: tristania nightwish lacuna coil Edenbridge flowing tears after forever within temptation dargaard Alas theatre of tragedy HIM epica etc....etc.... I also love heavy metal like Metallica, iron maiden etc etc... peace and love xxxxxxxxxx
You forgot that he probably prayed to satan for infernal powers before impaling the dragon, and set fire to a couple of churches in the process. And worshipped his pagan ancestors afterwards. ^_^ I think a few more disembowelments and more than a little necrophilia would be involved... Now there's something I could agree to... ^_^ especially if the dragon was just the straw that broke the protagonist's back, already weakened by the tragic death of all his previous lovers. ^_^ Other bands play, MANOWAR KILL! Loved your post and adding a few details. ^_^
Metal's great: Heavy: Motorhead(love'em) Iron Maiden Metallica(although I think they're speed or sth) Queensryche(are they prog?) Black Sabbath Helloween Iced Earth Manowar Ac/Dc Judas Priest Black: Dark Throne Immortal Mayhem Death: Death Opeth(melodic death,they rock!!) Alsoantera, Children of Bodom, Nightwish, Rhapsody, etc etc
I've only got Back in Black... I deleted all the rest of my Ac/Dc albums on here 'cos I found them to be tremendously horrible. Are those guys even metal
Its on the line, but i call it more of hard rock... the emo kid would get there, kinda flick his hair to the side of his head and tell the dragon all sorts of depressing things that have happened in the poor emo kid's woe of a life, at which point the dragon would eat him to shut him up. Alas the emo kid would live in the Dragon's stomach and right another shitty poem about his girlfriend dumping him and getting eaten. The Dragon kills himself, emo kid crawls out goes up to princess and starts tellin her, at which point she kicks his ass and calls him a wuss. He walks home through the forests of "eternal depression" crying.
Overkill would just say 'Fuck You!", Exodus would do a cover a kick ass latino tune, and Chastain would go on an endless riff with Yngwie(sp?). Maiden would just get plowed on pub brews and watch while Eddie thouroughly whooped the dragons ass and laugh their asses off (nobody beats Eddie, hands down, he's a fuggin killer). Rob Halford would burn rubber across it's ass and deny the virgin for the knight. Then King Diamond would come in with a full reunion of Mercyful Fate to read the last rites. Venom and Kreator would show up with real Bavarian beer and proceed to dance upon it's grave and maybe even dig it up to hump it's cold dead body. Then VoiVod would show up with aliens and everyone would freak the hell out and run. edt: btw UP THE IRONS!
look up first, the greatest most messed up metal space monsters GWAR,Gwar is my all time favortie band they dont only have kick ass metal songs they got a whole stage show thats just insane , if you like GWAR you might like DBX,and death piggy other bands murder dolls,the berzerker which is the most hard metal band ive ever heard,super joint rituel SLAVE
