Man Agreed To Swap Burger For Sex

Well there was a restaurant that was selling chicken sandwiches. They were getting Popeyes chicken and putting it on a bun, adding 4 dollars to the price and reselling it, a customer went to Popeyes asking for Popeyes chicken sandwich and were told to get it at another place, he goes there and sees the owner walking 8n the front door with a Popeyes chicken bag.

 

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That's a big call.
I know I wouldn't swap a 6 pack o MacNuggets for sex. Definitely no chance if they actually give me sweet n sour sauce muthafarrko

 

I agree. Wouldn't pay for it, either. The nuggets are cheaper either way, last longer, and don't cause financial or health problems. Best of all, there is peace in the valley. Probably last longer, too. I've never heard a nugget ask what's taking so long.

 

Id go as low as a chocolate sundae as long as he wasn't too ugly

( And by ugly, I really mean fat)

 

i'm skeptical about mcnuggets not causing health problems...

 

Collar that son of a bitch. Chilis sucks ass. At least offer a Tommys chili cheese burger

 

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Understood. Nevertheless, I've never heard of anyone catching STD's from eating them, and THIS is the kind of health problems I was referring to. I view McNuggets and other McDonald's fare in much the same way the Bible views "unclean" foods. You won't go to hell for eating them, but you probably will get to Heaven much faster.

 

Moderation is key.

It should be a 9 pack?

 

Well-said, and covers a lot of ground.

 

I can't hear the name Albuquerque without hearing Bugs voice...

 

Yeaaah! What's up doc? And I can't think of Popeye without thinking of spinach.

Don't know about trading a burger or McNugets for sex. Home made salad with raspberry vinaigrette, spaghetti and meat balls, garlic bread and a nice Chianti has often worked for me.

 

It's the 80 bucks that sunk him. Exchanging food for sex isn't a crime... it's called dating