Right up until the moment he realizes all the canned food he stored away for Y2K and the 2012 Mayan doomsday prophecy have expired...lol...
Just chatting on the phone with a mate of mine, I was asking him if he remembered the little man who used to walk around town in the late 60,s and 70,s, you'll probably remember him, every town had one, the 'sandwich man' had the two boards one on his back, one on his front, some had a bit above as well, they had slogans on, 'the end of the world is nigh' or 'prepare to meet they doom', or 'repent and ye shall be saved'. I bet that bloke would be laughing his tits off now!
i thought you said "start shaving your asses." which would actually make sense; that last roll of tp will go a lot further if you're wiping a smooth hole clean rather than a pile of fur.
People are FnNutz, I'm glad the Wallymarts in Az have only asked that patrons kindly refrain from openly carrying firearms.
You really can't see it coming? Not zombies of course, but what do think happens when entire countries, regions start running out of food and prices skyrocket?
I'm not quite sure why your takeaway is that I can't see it coming? I was there to round out the seed collection, happy that while they don't permit open carry of a sidearm Az stores do allow for concealed carry (so far at least) Tomorrow's shopping list being .45 acp which is still plentiful & some .30 carbine if I'm lucky.
went shopping, now got toilet paper but its slim pickings, canned goods are disappearing, no ground beef .looks like a ghost town
I was really excited yesterday, I found a pack of 4 bars of soap down the back of a shelf in Tesco, we only had that liquid stuff for days, and I was getting worried,especially as the wife works in the NHS, you need a proper soap as that sanitizer dries out the skin. Yesterday was national fuckwits day here in the uk, I didn't realise it until I saw all the fuckwits crowding the parks and open spaces.