It's finally started!

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  1. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    It's finally started!.....


    ....a concealed and undercover coronavirus thread title.
     
  2. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Right up until the moment he realizes all the canned food he stored away for Y2K and the 2012 Mayan doomsday prophecy have expired...lol...
     
  3. phil1965

    phil1965 Senior Member

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    Just chatting on the phone with a mate of mine, I was asking him if he remembered the little man who used to walk around town in the late 60,s and 70,s, you'll probably remember him, every town had one, the 'sandwich man' had the two boards one on his back, one on his front, some had a bit above as well, they had slogans on, 'the end of the world is nigh' or 'prepare to meet they doom', or 'repent and ye shall be saved'. I bet that bloke would be laughing his tits off now!
     
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  5. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i thought you said "start shaving your asses." which would actually make sense; that last roll of tp will go a lot further if you're wiping a smooth hole clean rather than a pile of fur.
     
  6. Oh hell, bwahahahahahahahahahaa
     
  7. Eric!

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    And this is nothing. I would hate to see what happens when things go really bad.
     
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  9. Varmint

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    Reminds me of the sign from the 70's that said "Jesus is coming, and boy is he p!$$ed!!"
     
  10. FritzDaKatx2

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    People are FnNutz, I'm glad the Wallymarts in Az have only asked that patrons kindly refrain from openly carrying firearms. :tonguewink:
     
  11. Vanilla Gorilla

    Vanilla Gorilla Go Ape

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    You ain't seen nothing yet
     
  12. FritzDaKatx2

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    Whodathunk Zombies eat toilet paper instead of brains
     
  13. Vanilla Gorilla

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    You really can't see it coming?

    Not zombies of course, but what do think happens when entire countries, regions start running out of food and prices skyrocket?
     
  14. FritzDaKatx2

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    I'm not quite sure why your takeaway is that I can't see it coming?
    I was there to round out the seed collection, happy that while they don't permit open carry of a sidearm Az stores do allow for concealed carry (so far at least)
    Tomorrow's shopping list being .45 acp which is still plentiful & some .30 carbine if I'm lucky.
     
  15. Vladimir Illich

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    Like lots of knuckle draggers, they go swimming on Bondi beach !!!
     
  16. Vanilla Gorilla

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    You heard from Balbus lately?
     
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  17. Pete's Draggin'

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    I pissed him off
    So I think he pissed off
     
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  18. onceburned

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    went shopping, now got toilet paper but its slim pickings, canned goods are disappearing, no ground beef .looks like a ghost town
     
  19. phil1965

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    I was really excited yesterday, I found a pack of 4 bars of soap down the back of a shelf in Tesco, we only had that liquid stuff for days, and I was getting worried,especially as the wife works in the NHS, you need a proper soap as that sanitizer dries out the skin.
    Yesterday was national fuckwits day here in the uk, I didn't realise it until I saw all the fuckwits crowding the parks and open spaces.
     
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  20. Vanilla Gorilla

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    I just realised, scary bat virus from Chyna stopped all your nasty scumbag party threads
     
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