Just ordered a new duty belt online, won't need my handcuffs and stuff on this new job, but it still provides a great work platform for carrying the kit I will need.
Actually managed to get a few tins of soup and some rice today, I never realised shopping could be so exciting, until I realised I 'd just beaten someone to the last two jars of salmon paste. lol
I was in a pub once, trying to chat up this young lady, "how do you like your eggs in the morning?" I asked, well, after a load of beer it seemed like a good opening gambit. She gave me a certain withering look, "unfertilised" she replied, as she disappeared into the crowd.
That was nearly as funny as the time I tried to chat up this very attractive young lady, boy was she full of it, she kept going on about how her father owned an electrical contracting firm and they had loads of money, I knew the firm, they only employed about 3 sparks. My mates firm on the other hand, who I happened to work for, employed about 30, she was really upset when I told her that I owned that particular firm.