My Funny Anus...

Sometimes, I have the feeling that there is something wiggling in my anus!
Sick right? well imagine feeling it!!

Not often but it's a (*fucking*)WIERD feeling...and the odd part is...
THERE IS NOTHING IN MY ANUS AT THE TIME!!!! And no I don't have worms...unlessss it's just the end of the worm from my intestines wrigglin' the only part of him/her that I can feel!!

Also, while on the subject,
...after sex or masterbation...or really anytime I am sweaty and lazy...
...I enjoy laying down in such a way that a fan is blowing nice cool air directly on my behind...ahhhhhh......you should try it!!



(By the way, I cannot spell.)

 

ooowwe you may have worms...

 

either that or tiny pixies have taken up residence in your ring piece

 

tapeworm? they can often retraeat into your intestines if you ever probed, but could go sneaking around looking for your anus to tickle every now and then

 

it could be a build up of words formed together in a sentence just squirming to get out. happens to me all the time most of the time when I find myself talking out my ass, which is often.

 

ROFL...that made me giggle madly, thank you

But nehoo..yes, I do believe it sounds like you have butt worms.

 

It must be a hardy bastard if it's been drinkin' the same shit I have for the last ten years!!! FREE OF CHARGE,no less!!!

I think I'll name him Ed.

 

wow. they have medication for that, you know.

 

Actually, there are intestinal worms that can be up to 8 or 10 feet long, I think the longest they've found was 16 or so. So yes, they can be in you for 10 years, they are in you until you take a medication that kills them (then they come out in one passing) or until they steal so much nutrients from you, you get sick and go to the hospital.


...but anyway, the smaller ones actually leave the anus and lay eggs in the ass hair. Then when the larva hatch, they crawl back inside to the intestine. So seriously, don't rule out the worm thing.

Or maybe you just have a sensitive ass.

 

What would it feel like to shit an 8 foot worm out your ass?
This question will keep me up tonight, I bet.

Can worms live through a 3 day fast?
Also, I'm quite fat, don't worms make you thin?

I'm not ruling the worm thing out...(I'm actually strangely attracted to the idea.)I'm just sayin'...

 

if your fat, and still eat lots, a tapeworm could survive.

techniques for getting rid of them include leaving food near your anus to lure Ed out, and snag him by the neck and rip him out

i dont think theyre good to have caus they just mean your nutrition is bad

 

Yeah, the worms can live through a fast.... afterall, you can. Worms will make you thin once they get to a substantial size. And the way you get rid of them is you take a pill that makes their heads explode or something... then you pass them.

If you've taken diet pills you have to be careful. Some diet pills contain parts of the worm, and once you ingest it they actually grow into individual worms inside your intestine... but on the lable they are listed as their scientific name so people wouldn't even know they had them.

 

What about the ass-fan thing?

Do you think maybe Ed's
somehow got a link to my brain and making me
point the fan down there so he can get some air or something?
Like maybe he's hot or feeling clausterphobic?
I'm trying the bait routine tonight!
I think I'll set up a camera, or do you think this'll spook him?!

 

lol, that's hilarious

 

I don't see the humor in this situation...AT ALL!!

 

he doesnt have eyes so he wont be scared by a camera.

and ive never heard of that about teh diet pills.. i cant imagine anything that INCREDINBLY unethical could go on the market, it sounds likea rumour but if youve got a source rthat would be very interesting

 

It could be worms, or maybe a ghost turd, but sounds like just wishful thinking.

Seriously, it could be a yeast infection.

 

During the 1930's it was rumored that tapeworms were in some diet pills, and girls would eat tapeworms to lose weight.

 

I have heard of models eating them, so they can stay that mega thin. EW. EEEEEW.

 

KASTENFROSCH!!!!!!!1

Maybe you should get Ed outa that pudding...and sell him on Ebay for a dollar.