Eliot's Weekly Blog, to be updated on Thursdays

Edit: Never mind, read it here:


http://www.livejournal.com/users/eliots_weeks/

 

I haven't been this excited since the green lumps on my scrotom went away.

 

How fucking emo.

 

i feel so honored ....to see how such a great person like yourself lives day to day

 

Ah, shut up and read the blog.

 

The problem with blogs is that you have to either have people interested enough in what you did day to day to read what you have written day to day, or be creative or smart enough to make people want to read what you have to say.

Here’s a little excerpt from the blog ...

“Thursday, February 3rd, 2005: I masturbated 37 times today.... I really can't get the image of uncircumcised penis out of my mind. ... You see, I have this totally awesome job for which I get paid $65.00 an hour, and I get to ... take shots on the face from a half-retarded mulatto. ... It was kind of hot at first, but ... those dumb bastards ... took advantage of that by jerking off non-stop.
Zombies Killed: 0”

How creative!

 

And here I was, thinking no one could improve on that blog.

 

that whole "zomibie's killed" thing is kinda unoriginal.

 

It's a joke between a friend and I, who are writing a script for a zombie movie.

 

but it's not even an exclusive or new joke.

 

Er...so?

 

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