2019-nCoV Coronovirus (COVID-19]

Oh, for fucks sake Modelling "updated in real time now" - kind of the point of precursive modelling is not to have to do that

IHME | COVID-19 Projections

New peak is now 3100 deaths per day instead of 2100, but still on the exact same day, April 15th

But total US deaths revised down to 82,000 by the start of August. Which would put it as 30% worse than the high end estimates of the seasonal flu

....so that's what we shut down the world for

 

On a more important note:

Down to the normal hand tissues for the bum wiping last night

And, I got to say, meh, softer. I might never go back

 

Does your anus hole also feel a little cooler from the mint finishing on tissues?

 

One Small Hitch......They Don't Dissolve Like TP Is Designed To Do And Will Therefore In A Very

Short Time Clog Your Sewage Pipes....Very Expensive Indeed......



Cheers Glen.

 

I never thought to buy "flavoured" tissues

 

Dude. They're a game changer.

Also at your pharmacy. Product called Mintec. Have one of those bad boys

Your ass will feel and smell so fresh you'll want to chow down on it yourself.

 

But I mean, we shut everything down to get that lower number. New York and San Francisco have about the same population density, and New York had 12 times the cases per capital.

So shut down early perhaps.

That said, I'm about tired of flattening the curve myself. I miss those what do you call them? People?

 

Lolz

 

List of United States cities by population density - Wikipedia

San Fran might have a population density in some small section that is similar to NY/NY. But NY/NJ has that kind of craziness 10 times the area

So 12 times the cases per capita, sounds about right

Close to 60,000 people per sq mile in Guttenberg, jeezus christ


One of the things that will probably come out of this is a lot of retirees in those high density apartment blocks will decide to piss off to the country....or die next winter

 

Chinese airspace is busy!

 

If you decide to use a bra as a face mask, use the left cup. Or else you'll look like a right tit.

 

Charlotte Figi, namesake of Charlotte's Web medical marijuana strain, dies with COVID-19 - KRDO

 

Aggravating my name is karen, I want to speak to the manager rag behaviour.

Some one calls cops on a supermarket checkout chic because she wasn't wearing gloves


"A mum has detailed the moment her teenage daughter was abused by a customer while working on a Coles checkout.

Kate Munn said an “aggressive” shopper called police on daughter Hayley Evans on Saturday while at work in the Sydney beachside suburb of Manly because she wasn’t wearing any gloves.

The use of gloves is not a requirement under the Federal Government’s COVID-19 Hygiene Practices For Supermarkets"

Ridiculous reason Coles customer called police

 

scammy..

 

I don't understand people that lick butt. Just nasty.